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Andrew

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About Me


Hi, I'm Andrew. I'm quite shy and reserved until I'm drunk when I could be any number of things, most of which are bad. I'm trying to quit drinking. I already quit smoking. I want to move to Spain. I enjoy laughing, feeling like someone actually gives a shit, eating Mexican food, Indian food, Mediterranean food, well just eating in general really. I'm not fat though. I like short sentences. If a sentence is long it had better have something worth fucking reading in it. I've just realised that that makes me sound illiterate, but I do enjoy reading, honest. I'm not too bothered by grammatical errors but for some reason "could of", "would of" and "should of" drive me insane. I'm quite vindictive, I enjoy seeing bad things happen to people who deserve it. Maybe that's bad of me, but they do deserve it after all. I find "lucky lottery numbers" in the astrology section of magazines hilarious. I mean come on, 12 different numbers and 6 lottery balls... someone's going to be dissapointed. I want to start a political party with the slogan "Give a whining bitch something to moan about - keep an immigrant, deport a daily-mail reader".
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who speaks Spanish, French or Welsh. Anyone else who's still reading this and hasn't looked at my photos or music list yet.

My Blog

The origin of the word "chav"

The last few weeks I've been thinking about the origin of the word "chav", brought on mainly after witnessing a group of "emo" kids hanging around outside a chip shop and hurling abuse ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 20:16:00 GMT

Proof that I am actually only 21 today

I always found this interesting, it's a shame it's wrong. a = ba2 = aba2 - b2 = ab-b2(a-b)(a+b) = b(a-b)a+b = bb+b = b2b = b2 = 1 adding 2 to both sides gives: 4 = 3 and multiplying both sid...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 16:16:00 GMT

End of an era

After 5 years living with Jamma and Jason at the legendary JJC lodge, it finally looks as though the end is upon us. Jason is moving out at the end of July and we can't find anyone that is looking for...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 20:20:00 GMT

The advert that's dividing Wales

Seems people either love or hate this advert, I thought it was quite amusing.
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:21:00 GMT

Proof that the 80s were BAD!

Only in the 80s could a guy that dresses like this, sounds like this and dances like this be a pop-star. I rest my case.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 20:31:00 GMT

Random thoughts

Summer has arrived and in the past week several things have occurred to me. 1) When there is sun I instantly feel ten times happier. I've heard before that sun increases your serotonin levels, but nev...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 17:13:00 GMT

Report of the Royal Commission (1847)

"The Welsh language is a vast drawback to Wales and a manifold barrier to the moral progress and commercial prosperity of the people. Because of their language the mass of the Welsh people are inferio...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:15:00 GMT

Dinner lady from hell

Well calling her a dinner lady is too polite so I'll call her a serving wench instead. Why the fuck does she keep pushing the meat around with the chip serving thing??? Some of us don't want meat resi...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 04:12:00 GMT