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Chris

About Me

I'm attracted to light phenomena, but destroy my lighting integrety by saying things like: "The lights are pretty". I think I own more things Monty Python than anything else, I even have a Spamalot poster signed by the cast (including the signitures of Tim Curry and Eric Idol). I have a decent record collection that takes up a corner of my room. I love clocks, especially if they're old. I fell down the stairs in my walker when I was a baby and landed completely unharmed. By the time I was three I had had two surgeries. I went to prom in a dress because I could. I can dance the opening bit of Billie Jean. I need to collect more fedoras because I absolutely adore them. I'm too lazy to write anything else.

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My Interests

theatre (especially acting, lighting, and sound), cooking, music theory, trying to figure out the time on a binary clock (yes I admit it. I'm a bit of a geek sometimes), jazz history, psychology, philosophy, revolutionary France, beat poetry, the history of torture (a morbid but interessting topic), and quantum mechanics (of which I know nothing) among other things

I'd like to meet:

Nobody normal. Normal people are boring. And I guess I don't want to meet anyone really annoying either, I'm annoying enough by myself.

Music:

For simplification purposes I'll just say what music I have on my computer as of right now: jazz from the 20's up to the 60's,show tunes, a cappella stuff, Billy Joel, Bobby McFerrin, Don McLean, Manau (French rap), Michael Jackson (No matter what anyone says Michael Jackson is still the best dancer ever), Moosebutter, "Dragostea Din Tei", The Beatles, and a bunch of miscellanious stuff. Oh, and I have a record player in my room because I'm just that cool. This is completely useless and tells you absolutely nothing about my actual musical tastes, but whatever.

Television:

I've given up on trying. It seems pointless to try to keep up with anything anymore.

Heroes:

I suppose the only two people I admire to the point that I would call them heroes are Louis Armstong and my grandfather

My Blog

Pessimists are right

Yes. Pessimists know more accurately how much control they have over things. Optimists are deulsional. Science says so. Conclusion?Be right. Be pessamistic.
Posted by Chris on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST

Happy Independence Day

May it be our only one http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/070407Y.shtml May the work of Madison and the other founding fathers live above politicsMay Washington's warning of partisa...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

Check this out

Look hereyou won't be disappointed
Posted by Chris on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

"Oh, yeah, I love when you touch my knee cap."

I found it somewhere. I thought it was a funny thing to say. On a completely diffrent and highly serious note: Contemplate the everlasting. That is all.
Posted by Chris on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:49:00 PST

Why, Andrew Lloyd Webber?

For those of you who've never heard the music to Jesus Christ Superstar, listen to it. For those of you who have, why did they decide to play the batman theme over and over again?
Posted by Chris on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST

Quotes

Some quotes for the occation: "A partiot must always be ready to defend his country agaisnt his government." --Edward Abbey "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your governmen...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST

Office Hours

This is a sign I found in my room, while I was cleaning it: OFFICE HOURS OPEN Most Days About 9 or 10 Occasionally as Early as 7, But SOME DAYS As Late As 12 or 1 WE CLOSE About 5:30 or 6 Occasionally...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:03:00 PST

Quote of the Day

"Had the Lord arranged for me to make stash boxes?" That's it.
Posted by Chris on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

Baby Cows

Ha ha. The first stage of La Pasta Extravaganza is finished. Now comes the most delightful part. Just thought you all should know. Bonus points if anyone knows what's going on. By the way: "The ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 03:35:00 PST

This is stupid

What the hell does anything honestly matter? Society is useless, it just holds you down and kills your individuality so much that you can only live thrive inside it. Money means no...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:12:00 PST