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Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd

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About Me


About me eh? I'm a lazy, oversmoking, cocky, worthless son of a bitch, who is too busy not caring to notice the important things in life. I'm from Downriver, MI. The place where they revoke your passport at the door and lock you in Gibraltar Trade Center in order to tweak your body odor to an optimum level. I'll pass on the PBR and Natural Ice if at all possible, thanks though.
I'm extremely laid back, almost to a fault. Unless that is, I'm debating a Republican, in which then I foam at the mouth. It's safe to say, Bush folks need not apply. Besides, you're too busy bailing your people out of jail. Just ask Scooter Libby or Tom Delay.
I dress casual. Mainly some form of green/brown cargo type pants/shorts with the standard fat man long sleeve/short sleeve shirt combo. I haven't worn jeans in almost 10 years, nor do I wear jewelry or have a single piercing or tattoo. You can call me lame, however I call it being farsighted. I've nothing against others doing it however. A pair of ratty sneakers usually completes my garb.
I'm a huge fan of all forms of media, be it a new shiny album on mp3, or a high quality HBO series. I will read whatever I can get my hands on. I've even read The Bell Jar, just so you know I'm not bullshitting that last point.
I blog assloads of garbage weekly. I've got a decent readership going, and I want that to continue. I really enjoy writting and wish I could bullshit my way through the Great American Novel. I've my doubts on that score however, so I'll have to be content with writting about my life damn near everyday. If you can stomach the drama, make sure to drop me a line or better yet, subscribe.
I work around alcohol, so of course I have a budding drinking problem that I struggle every day to improve upon. I don't do drugs however, I just stick to smoking pot and swallowing the random prescription pill. You might be able to argue me into doing others, but that depends on my blood alcohol level at the time of your attempt.
I loathe the "Average American", it boggles my mind how human cattle can even stir up enough of an IQ to tie a shoe sometimes. Call it the herd mentality, or sheepeople, or whichever you prefer. I encounter those types everyday at my job and it saddens me. Life is too short to be generic.
I'm not angry or anything, I swear. I just despise stupid people. So if you listen to top 40 radio, watch Fox News, or believe what you read, then you're probably one of the above.
Now carry on.......

Want to bullshit? Hit me on IM
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The Standards: GOOD Movies, Smoking, Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll, Semi-Bitchy Women, Long Nights, Strung Out Mornings, Conversations, Fighting My Roommate, Writing, HBO Original Series (sans Sex and the City obviously), Bottles of Brown Liquor, Piracy as a Habit and a Lifestyle, Comcast On Demand, Reading, Insult Based Relationships, Tragedy, Free Internet Porn, Making Fun of Paranoid People, Using The 3rd Person, Star Wars, Monster Energy Drinks, Time Travel, Beer, Bad Decisions, Marijuana, World History, Geo Politics, Overcoming Fears, Suicide, The BBC, Learning to Produce and Record Music, etc

You are an assassin.


That means you are a professional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it.

In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people.

Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good, at least, that's what people think.

Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten.

In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.

I'd like to meet:


One word: Personality.

If you're an average joe, whoes scope and overall outlook on life is middle of the road, move along, and get in line for the latest ex-Friends cast member movie.

I dig people with opinions. People who aren't afraid to call up others on their shit. People who can answer probing questions without stalling or sounding stupid. People who not only talk like a pirate, but who brandish their sword while shaking your hand.

More importantly, I like people who know they are a small part of the larger whole. People who know that the supernatural can only exist in the margins of science, and the people who try to keep said margins small.

In other words, you need to be able to think on your feet, for and by yourself, in order for me to take interest.

Elitest? Yes.

Justified? You know it.



You scored as Darth Vader .

You are most like Darth Vader. You sacrificed everything in your life to save the lives of your wife and your unborn children; The Republic, The Jedi Order and your own peace. You fear lack of control above all else.

You train your own variant of the lightsaber form Shien/Djem So in which taking advantage of your opponents strengths is trained. Chanelling defense into offense is key.

You lived up to your title of The Chosen One when you sacrificed yourself to eradicate the empire and to restore the Republic. You finally achieved preservation of self after death
.

Darth Vader


100%

Anakin Skywalker


100%

Exar Kun


100%

Bastila Shan


86%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


86%

Darth Maul


86%

Qui-Gon Jinn


86%

Darth Sidious


79%

Darth Revan


71%

Mace Windu


71%

Luke Skywalker


71%

Yoda


57%

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)


57%

Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus


57%



You scored as Al Swearengen

You have carved out your powerbase from the mud under your feet and you'll be damned if some cocksucker is going to take it. You know how to play the fancy politician's games, but you know how to play things the frontier way too. If that means getting blood on your hands, so be it.

Al Swearengen


100%

Seth Bullock


75%

Alma Garret


75%

Trixie


75%

Cy Tolliver


75%

Joanie Stubbs


50%

Mr Wu


38%

E. B. Farnum


25%

Doc Cochran


25%

Calamity Jane


0%

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The Cast and Crew of the HMS Burnout

The Wife

The Wench

The H.N.I.C.

The Bionic Vagina

The King of Beers

The Gunnery Sergeant

Little Sister

Assassin Sassin

Scotty

Mike

The Horde

The Other Little Sister

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Music:

says it all, click on the button to see my profile, but here you go instead if you're a lazy bitch:

My Rock Your Rock

Queens of the Stone Age
Faith No More
Monster Magnet
Eagles of Death Metal
Clutch
Fu Manchu
Kyuss
Dozer
Nebula
7zuma7
Orange Goblin
Fatso Jetson
Foo Fighters
Guns N' Roses
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
Echo and the Bunnymen
Danko Jones
The Detroit Cobras
The Lady Kill Award
Def Leppard
Concrete Blonde
Huey Lewis and The News
Green Day
NOFX
The Salt Miners
Muse
The Nice Device
Dinosaur Jr.
Billy Squire
Soundgarden
Mudhoney
The Lanternjack
The Muggs
Local H
Sloan
T.Rex
Thin Lizzy
Social Distortion
Tomahawk
L.A. guns
Janes Addiction
Billy Idol
The Replacements
Bale
Samhain
Type O Negative
Johnny Vasher
Traffic
The Police
Dire Straits
Scotch Bonnet
The Ruiners
Nirvana
The Melvins
The Raconteurs
God is an Astronaut
The White Stripes
Hum
Buckcherry
Screaming Trees
Morphine
The Cramps
The Jesus Lizard
The PB Army
Marcy Playground
Explosions in the Sky
Mogwai
Southern Culture on the Skids
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Prong
The Church
Love Battery
CKY

Industrial/Darkwave/EBM

Ministry
Lard
Electric Hellfire Club
Covenant
Velvet Acid Christ
Pop Will Eat Itself
Front Line Assembly
Meat Beat Manifesto
Prick
NIN
St. Furious
Front 242
Cubanate
Assemblage 23
Consolidated
KMFDM
Pitchshifter
Switchblade Symphony
Chemlab
16volt
:wumpscut:
Alien Sex Fiend
My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult
Pailhead
1000 Homo Dj's

Country/Bluegrass/Alt-Country/Folk

Johnny Cash
Hank Williams III
Drive-By Truckers
Johnny Paycheck
Merle Haggard
Old Crow Medicine Show
George Jones
Cracker
Dale Watson
Alison Krauss
Scotty Karate
Willie Cash
Graham Lindsey
David Allan Coe
Johnny Rebel
Camper Van Beethoven
Feron Young
Wayne Hancock
Charlie Pride
Stan Ridgway
Willie Nelson
Waylon Jennings
The Highwaymen
Shooter Jennings
Those Poor Bastards
Son Volt
Luther Wright and the Wrongs

Rap/Hip Hop

Dr. Dre
Snoop Dog
Warren G
Eminem
A Tribe Called Quest
Public Enemy
The Roots
Obie Trice
Dr. Octagon
Danger Doom
mc chris
Digable Planets
Royce da 5'9"
Geto Boys
Jay-Z
Biz Markie
Beastie Boys
Redman
Wu Tang
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Mos Def
Blackstar
Afroman

Jazz/Blues/Misc Vocal/Instrumental

R.L. Burnside
Muddy Waters
Frank Sinatra
Leonard Cohen
Mark Lanegan
Marvin Gaye
Curtis Mayfield
Michael Jackson
Paul Westerburg
Robert Johnson
John Mayer
Jeff Beal
Danny Elfman
John Williams
Jeff Buckley
Howlin' Wolf
Charles Mingus
Tom Waits
Miles Davis
John Coltrane

Movies:

Ed Wood
Thank You for Smoking
Deadman
Back to the Future
The Big Lewbowski
Transformers the Movie
Clerks
Office Space
The Shipping News
American Beauty
Gung Ho
Run Lola Run
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Chinatown
Beetlejuice
Bridge Over the River Kwai
Philadelphia
Live Tonight! Sold Out!
SLC Punk
The Empire Strikes Back
The Karate Kid
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Fight Club
American History X
Glory
The Patroit (Mel Gibson version)
Hamlet 2000
Glory Daze
Garden State
Half Baked
Dances with Wolves
High Fidelity
Annie Hall
To Kill a Mockingbird
Interview with a Vampire
Walk the Line
Ghostbusters
Groundhog Day
Rushmore
Trainspotting
The Last Boy Scout
Die Hard with a Vengence
M*A*S*H
Network
Salvador
Anchorman
The Cider House Rules
Wonderboys
Jackie Brown
Kill Bill vol 1 and 2

Video Games Chrono Trigger
Chrono Cross
Final Fantasy VI
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Super Mario Bros. 2
Zelda: A Link to the Past
Super Metroid
Mutant League Football
NHL 92
Tiger Woods 2006
Soviet Strike
Xenogears
Final Fantasy Tactics
Breath of Fire IV
Xenosaga
Street Fighter Alpha III
Soul Caliber II
Mortal Kombat II
Star Wars: Empire at War
Unreal Tournament
Suikoden Tactics
Diablo II
Everquest
Dragon Warrior
Blaster Master
Castlevania II
Baseball Stars
Star Wars: Battlefront II
Suikoden II
Aerobiz Supersonic
Sim Earth
Pacific Theater of Operations IV
Naval Ops Warship Gunner II
Kingdom Hearts I and II
Mega Man II
Punchout!
Colony Wars
Streets of Rage II
Space Quest 1-6
Destroy All Humans!
Wizards and Warriors
Super Tecmo Bowl III
Pokemon Emerald
Worms
Grand Theft Auto
Devil May Cry
Medal of Honor

Television:

The BBC version of The Office
The Sopranos
Deadwood
Rome
Carnivale
The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart
The Colbert Report
South Park
Adult Swim
The Simpsons
Band of Brothers
Six Feet Under
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Reno 911!
The Kids in the Hall
Mr. Show
Futurama
Mork and Mindy
News Radio
Bullshit!
Wonder Showzen
Weird US
Magnum PI
The Family Guy
The Ali G Show
Discovery Times Channel
The History Channel
I Love the "insert decade"
Stella
Real Time w/Bill Maher
The Young Ones
Monty Pythons Flying Circus
The X-Files
M*A*S*H
Transformers Generation 1

Books:

Fear and Loathing: The Campaign Trail '72
The Great Shark Hunt
Choke
Lullaby
A Short History of the American Revolution
The World According to Garp
The Water Method Man
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
Darklord: The Rise of Darth Vader
Insert Coin: The First 25 Years of Video Games
On the Trail of the Fox: A Erwin Rommel Biography
The Vampire Lestat
Cash
When Corporations Rule The World
Lies My Teacher Told Me
Anthem
Naked
A Tale of Two Cities
Great Expectations
The Two Towers
Heir to the Empire
David Copperfield
Shogun
Tai-Pan
Breakfast of Champions
On the Road
Atlas Shrugged

Heroes:

Johnny Cash

Kurt Cobain

Hunter Thompson

Nick Naylor

Rob Gordon

John Lennon

The Dude

Stanton LaVey

Mark Lanegan

Darth Vader

Michael Jackson
Axel Rose

Peter Gibbons

Titus Pullo

Justin Crowe

Tyler Durden

Joe Camel

Mark Antony

Thomas Paine

Chris Moltisanti

Megatron

Tony Soprano

Al Swearengen

My Blog

Oh, Jesus


Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:56:00 PST

An Actual Blog

And yes, hell froze over.I know I haven't blogged in about a coons age, but honestly I haven't had much to say. It's hard to find things to write about when you're happy. Married life is completely aw...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST

What I've Been Doing


Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

A Momentary Lapse of Reason (or not at all)

So the cat is finally out of the bag....and as such, I've been bombed with requests as to why what happened, happened in the first place. It's a fair question, and one I will try to tackle and answer ...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:43:00 PST

Saying Goodbye to Dirty Underwear

Stick a fork in me, cause I'm done. My life is no longer my own at this point, and my dirty shorts are being scrubbed by someone else. Drug induced late nights, fast women, strung out mornings, and pr...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:20:00 PST

Endeavoring to Function

As I sit here cracking open a Monster and munching on some pizza rolls, I have to admit I'm a bit taken back by the speed of my recovery. I'm happy again for the most part. I've tripped up a bit here ...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:44:00 PST

Why Downriver Sucks by Dr. J. Bender Esq.

The other day Ol' John left the following essay as a comment. I'm not sure it received it's proper circulation, so I'm reposting it here. It's worthy of attention, and rings close to home.   Why ...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST

Nope, I Still Have Tin Mouth

What a quiet end to an extremely LONG day. Though tempted to call it THE worst ever, I will just chalk it up as "one of" instead. Things are mum at the house, and I might actually turn in at a decent ...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:14:00 PST

Irony, Thy Name Be.....

I have always struggled to get people to take my advice. I find it funny now that someone does, especially when said advice was in jest. A few days ago, I mentioned that Kelly should go back to Rich, ...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 09:36:00 PST

Reality Bites

I've never felt so isolated from everything in my entire life. To use the words of another, I really am a mess. Everyday has been a struggle just to function. Sure, I've been getting done what I need ...
Posted by Scott S. Preston Esq: Alcohol Enhanced Nerd on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST