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You are an assassin.
That means you are a professional and do your job without mixing any emotions in it.
In your life you have probably been hurt many times and have gotten some mental scars. This results in you being distant from people.
Though many think that you are evil, you are not. What you really are is a person, trying to forget your pain and past. You are the person who never seems to care and that is why being an assassin fits you good, at least, that's what people think.
Even if you don't care that much for your victims, you still have the ability to care and to generally feel. It is not lost, just a little forgotten.
In crowds you tend to not get to noticed, and dress in black or other discrete colours. You don't being in the spotlight and wish people would just leave you alone. But once you do get close to someone you have a hard time letting go and get real down if you loose him/her.
One word: Personality.
If you're an average joe, whoes scope and overall outlook on life is middle of the road, move along, and get in line for the latest ex-Friends cast member movie.
I dig people with opinions. People who aren't afraid to call up others on their shit. People who can answer probing questions without stalling or sounding stupid. People who not only talk like a pirate, but who brandish their sword while shaking your hand.
More importantly, I like people who know they are a small part of the larger whole. People who know that the supernatural can only exist in the margins of science, and the people who try to keep said margins small.
In other words, you need to be able to think on your feet, for and by yourself, in order for me to take interest.
Elitest? Yes.
Justified? You know it.
You scored as Darth Vader .
You are most like Darth Vader. You sacrificed everything in your life to save the lives of your wife and your unborn children; The Republic, The Jedi Order and your own peace. You fear lack of control above all else.
You train your own variant of the lightsaber form Shien/Djem So in which taking advantage of your opponents strengths is trained. Chanelling defense into offense is key.
You lived up to your title of The Chosen One when you sacrificed yourself to eradicate the empire and to restore the Republic. You finally achieved preservation of self after death.
Darth Vader
Anakin Skywalker
Exar Kun
Bastila Shan
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)
Darth Maul
Qui-Gon Jinn
Darth Sidious
Darth Revan
Mace Windu
Luke Skywalker
Yoda
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn)
Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus
Al Swearengen
Seth Bullock
Alma Garret
Trixie
Cy Tolliver
Joanie Stubbs
Mr Wu
E. B. Farnum
Doc Cochran
Calamity Jane
says it all, click on the button to see my profile, but here you go instead if you're a lazy bitch:
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Faith No More
Monster Magnet
Eagles of Death Metal
Clutch
Fu Manchu
Kyuss
Dozer
Nebula
7zuma7
Orange Goblin
Fatso Jetson
Foo Fighters
Guns N' Roses
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead
Echo and the Bunnymen
Danko Jones
The Detroit Cobras
The Lady Kill Award
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Concrete Blonde
Huey Lewis and The News
Green Day
NOFX
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Muse
The Nice Device
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Soundgarden
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Hum
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CKY
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Live Tonight! Sold Out!
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Destroy All Humans!
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I Love the "insert decade"
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The World According to Garp
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The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
Darklord: The Rise of Darth Vader
Insert Coin: The First 25 Years of Video Games
On the Trail of the Fox: A Erwin Rommel Biography
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When Corporations Rule The World
Lies My Teacher Told Me
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Naked
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