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About Me

I suffer from a rare neurological disorder called Chronic Elation which is the exact opposite of being a Manic Depressive. They have yet to find a cure, but I hopeful (but, of course I'm hopeful, it's a side effect of the disease.)
I am tragically unhip. If you don't believe me look at my music section. Many people would blame this condition on the whole single parent thing, but the sad fact is that I have never been cool...well there was that one summer when I wore nothing but X Girl clothing and got a pixie haircut...no wait, that wasn't cool either, damn.
I consider myself to be a fairly intelligent person, but my utter lack of common sense tends to make me come off as dingy.
I use the words "Munsoned", "stoked", and "seriously dude" way too often.
I QUIT SMOKING!! It's on MySpace, so it must be official.
I have recently learned that I am nuerotic, which kinda freaks me out.
I get lost every time I get behind the wheel of a car. You will find this charming when we first meet, but after the 15th time I have asked you for directions to your house only to call you on the way to tell you I am lost, you will want to kill me...twice.
I think Elvis singing the words "The flames are now licking my body" is the single greatest thing I have ever heard in my life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You've got be a real boob for me not to like you. Unless you're selling something cool please don't add me without sending me message first. I'm over the "adding people for the heck of it" stage of my MySpace addiction and now I would actually like to talk to all of the people I have on my page. I'm a totally survey nut, so if it bothers you to see them on your bulletins, I'm probably not the friend for you.

Music:

Rockabilly, hillbilly, Glam Rock or pretty much anything that involves men in spandex, any and all mom rock.

Which 1980's Hair Band Are You?

Your Bret Michaels! Vocalizn' & Socializin' for
life man!

Which Poison member are you?
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Movies:

HORROR:
The Ring
The Shining
The Blair Witch Project
The Devils Rejects

TEENAGE HIJINX FLICKS:
Jawbreaker
Drop Dead Gorgeous
10 Things I Hate About You
Anything John Hughes

COMEDY:
When Harry Met Sally
So I Married an Ax Murderer
A League Of Their Own

Television:

Friends, Desperate Housewives, Boy Meets World is the greatest show ever! Any Discovery Channel show on Crop Circles or Bigfoot. Any Bravo top 100 Greatest Moments countdown and pretty much anything where people get voted off. F you all, I LOVE reality TV and HATE Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

Books:

BEST BOOK EVER:
Cash by Johnny Cash

Worst Book Ever:
Catcher in the Rye (there I said it)

Some of my other favs:
Helter Skelter
The Zodiac Killer
The Da Vinci Code
American Psycho
The Bachman Books
The Outsiders

Heroes:

Laird

My Blog

Boredom Part 3

I am allergic to my pants. Not in a sexy sexy ripping my pants off kind of way, but in a my pants have given me a rash on my muffin top kind of way. And I don't mean muffin top as a reference to ...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Fri, 25 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

M.I.A.

I just noticed that my last blog was on May 5th, before the move. While playing around on my once beloved, now forgotten, MySpace, I also noticed that I have dropped off of everyones top 8 (or to...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST

A Spoke in My Menstrual Cycle

Dear Diary, Tomorrow is my last day at work. As much as I bitch about that place, I really am going to miss it. It's like when hostages fall in love with there captures. Everyone at work is goin...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:41:00 PST

Oh For Crying Out loud

Whatever, I'm bored at work. I'm annoyed with life in general at the momet and here is why My car is filling up with water, not through the convertable top, but from some unknown location. It's beginn...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

The Opposite of Love

Some might say the opposite of love is hate, but I think the opposite of love is indifference. The question is how do you get to the point of indifference? The answer is I have no idea. I feel weird a...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:46:00 PST

Never Trust Anything That Bleeds for 7 Days & Doesn't Die.

I feel like saying something, although I really have nothing to say. So here's what's going on in my life at the moment. 1. I wish I knew how to make bullets so that I didn't have to have to number th...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 12:53:00 PST

This Friggin' Sucks!!!

I miss Eric. Having him here with me, even it was only for a few days was so awesome, and now that he's gone I am freakin' miserable.
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:51:00 PST

Jumping the Shark

Yesterday my boss brought me a drink coaster that has a picture of a beauty queen and says "Like yourself, Christina loves drama and is also a queen." At the time I was on the phone with the DMV and (...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST

Traffic

Everyday I get up at 6:00 get myself and Jacob ready for our day. Then I sit behind my computer for 8 hours. I go home, get myself and Jacob ready to end our days. I go to sleep by 10:00. It is a...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 11:15:00 PST

The Ring on My Finger

I love the ring on my finger! In my life I have had twelve guys tell me they love me, I believed six of them and I loved three of them. Five spoke of marriage, three I considered, one I married. One h...
Posted by Mama's Fallen Angel on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 12:19:00 PST