damsels in erotic distress, let me soothe your fears and inhibitions to bring you/us tantric ecstasy! let me fathom the depths of your sacred fruit, awakening the goddess within to the hidden pleasures. let's make love beneath the stars, oh let me whimper in your ear! let me share myself with you, for i am endowed with much abundance as you shall see when i whip it out unexpectedly! please don't thwart my efforts, but open your beautiful flower to our cosmic intimacy.