This is actually what my bro "the Snee" wrote on his page but it since i can't compete with his wit...I intend to steal it:Lothar of the hill people, Blue Beard, and the Keebler Elves. Lothar can always get you out of trouble because, duh, he's a caveman, and they don't know better. Blue Beard has a sweet boat. And the Elves, well, not only would it be helarious to watch them get drunk and fight, you could have the best munchy binges.