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Tone-Loc

My blood smells like cologne.

About Me

"Tony, I want to know what it's like to walk on the sun, just like you", is something I hear almost on a daily basis from women, men, little children, and the handicap. It must be my consistent ability to take it to the next level in everything I do. Everyday I wake up and in just little things I do I take whatever I'm doing automatically to the next level. Then when I get to that next level I am pleased because I feel like I'm operating on a totally different level than everyone else and life couldn't be any better, right? Wrong! Because somehow I miraculously find another level to take it to from that previously next level I had taken it to! I am a poet, a dancer, a scientist, and- perhaps most of all- a thief, and soon I am to steal your heart. When I'm not busy in the lab I enjoy passing the days writing haiku's or just touching hearts in general. Others may describe me as Hollywood's next "it" girl, the next Leo, America's fresh faced boy next door, and your new best friend all rolled into one well moisturized and toned body. I know, I know- it's a lot to handle all at once. Take your time if you need to. And remember- we're in this together. You seem so nice.

My Interests

Nachos with carne asada interest me a lot, along with funny people, weiner dogs, XBOX, comic books, chemistry, sunny days, little funny nieces, chili cheese dogs, hip hop music and shows, the wind, action figures, super powers, nice people, gin and tonic, good movies, science fiction, concrete jungles, milk, netflix, automation, online banking, road trips, meatloaf, Arizona, guns, working on computers, collecting mp3's, math, rainy days, onion rings, potstickers, my IPOD, chapstick, capes, life, hot showers, orange chicken, roller coasters, fireworks, hippopotamii, waffles, weiner dogs, haircuts.......

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I guess if I had to choose I'd say the Wu-Tang Clan is my fave, followed by Anticon, Zulu Nation, MF Doom, Atmosphere, Modest Mouse, Heiroglyphics, The Coup, Quasimoto, Tool, Sole, blah blah blah.......

Movies:

Anything funny because I crave funny, it's delicious.

Television:

The Shield, (it's the new Sopranos). Arrested Development, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Jeopardy, Bloomberg.

Books:

There is only one kind of book: comic books. Why don't you try it sometime? Chicks dig guys that love comics! (just kidding they don't)

Heroes:

I see a hero everyday. His name is The Man In The Mirror and I give hime big ups. And the Older Gods (my parents) of course.

My Blog

Hello

hey!
Posted by Tone-Loc on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:54:00 PST