insert clever name here

Let's see, I'm a college student in the ever useful field of anthropology. I love playing music, primarily the drums though I delve into trumpet when I feel up to it. When not involved in such activities, I like to visit the jungles of Africa where I hunt elephants on hyena back. Hyenas are stubborn bastards but you can usually win them over with some processed ham. I also hold a position on the local city board where I regulate the influx of immigrants from other dimensions. My friends say this makes me a nerd. But it pays well and I get dental, so what can you do? I am also a compulsive internet profile liar. It's a challenge but I make the most of it. I consider this electronic socializing a harbringer of Big Brother. Other than that I am a relentless optimist who sees no hope in the world. If this profile sees like a stupid jumble of contradictions, than that's your problem.