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Chris-lock your doors and windows-Montague

Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters.

About Me

I want to hold my wife when i get home.
I want to tell the kids they'll never know how much i love to see them smile.
I want to make a change right here, right now.
I want to make your sacrifice worthwhile
E-Mail: [email protected]
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I like Relay
I like Songtime
I like Soup
I like thought provoking films
I love Buffy
I like Australia though I've never been there
I like studying Drama and English
I like shouting at people in accents or just acting disgusted at people for no reason
I like petty theft
I like having bi-polar tendencies
I like whisky
I like friends
I like alone time
I like lying
I like Musical Theatre
I like making decisions but never can
I like Singing a lot
I like being a bastard
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I have an irrational hatred for models
I don't like being in bad moods in social situations, but it happens
I don't like spending money on clothes
I don't like spending money on anything
I don't like Enlgand
I don't like minor inconveniences
I don't like spending a lot of time with my family
I don't like losing my voice
I don't like having bi-polar tendencies
I don't like Towelie
I don't like being a bastard
I don't like singers who can't sing
I don't like drunken perversion
I don't like not having explanations

My Interests

I love hanging out with friends and just making music, playing music.

I love to sing. Loud. And usually wish i was a tenor rather than a bass. Never mind. But if you want to make me feel good, compliment my singing =D
Clearly, the best type of singing is high-tenor Ewan McGregor stylee, simply because he's amazing.

I love to play guitar, albeit i'm nothing special at all, it's just nice to accompany singing.

I used to play loads of sport but now not so much.

I LOVE to act, dance and sing! I can't dance very well, but these aspects of musical theatre are all my passion in life...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet 'her', on a sunny day in July, whilst sitting on the beach with a beer and a book, enjoying a pork pie.

Is that so much to ask?

Music:

Most of the music i listen to is from musicals (Les Miserables, Rent, Wicked, Rocky Horror Show, Moulin Rouge, Fame) but here is a list of my top bands (in no particular order):

1. Yellowcard
2. Muse
3. Franz Ferdinand
4. Something Corporate
5. Robbie Williams
6. Elton John
7. Red Hot Chili Peppers
8. Rascal Flatts
9. Queen
10. Oasis
11. The Mooney Suzuki
12. Billy Talent
13. Jimmy Eat World
14. Goo Goo Dolls
15. Fountains of Wayne
16. Counting Crows
17. Daft Punk
18. Coldplay
19. Blink 182
20. 7 Seconds of Love

Movies:

Top 5:
1. Moulin Rouge
2. Rent
3. Battle Royale
4. V for Vendetta
5. Sin City

An obscure list i know but i hope you agree, they are all corking films!
Ofcourse theres plenty more i love, i've just condensed them into a top 5.

Television:

Family Guy
Futurama
Spaced
Lost (before Sky stole it)
American Dad
BUFFY: THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
South Park (mm-K?)

Books:

Just a few authors who i like:
Harlan Coben
J.R.R. Tolkien
Philip Pullman
Chris Ryan

And some Playwrights =D :
Stephen BERKOFF
J.B. Priestly
Richard O'Brien
Jonathan Larson

Heroes:

Anthony Stewart Head
Ewan McGregor
Ryan Key + Sean Mackin
Simon Pegg + Nick Frost

My Blog

Cheese On Toast

When you make good cheese on toast,Please do not be afraid to boast.People will always love the most,The man who makes good cheese on toast.   Took me the whole of 3 minutes. ...
Posted by Chris-lock your doors and windows-Montague on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:13:00 PST

Emma and Chris' Limerick!

There once was a boy called Jack, Whose dance skills never did lack, He worked too hard, Bathed once in lard, 'Cos he thought it would help his back!     We are too cool! =D...
Posted by Chris-lock your doors and windows-Montague on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:18:00 PST

The first installment

It all began one day when Bertie awoke to find that his calendar had been knocked off the wall by unsavoury winds. This angered him greatly. Never before had his calendar fallen off the wall. He made ...
Posted by Chris-lock your doors and windows-Montague on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST