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AIM~ alanmaster1
Welcome to my page! See I am nice! And if you are reading this, congratulations! You are one of the 2 percent of MySpace that actually reads profiles! And if your still reading, your part of the 2 percent of the 2 percent who read more than the first couple sentences!
There isn't really much to say about myself. I'm overly nice, kind, and caring. Which means if your being a prick or stupid I won't tell you. If you ask, expect the truth. If you don't like it, find someone else to be your yes man, or woman, or person, or whatever.
I don't casually hook-up with anyone, thats just not me. So don't bother asking. If you live far away, say not within Southern California, I'm not moving in with you. I will not fly to see you. I will not drop everything and become whatever it is you want from me. As for those of you in SoCal, I'm not moving in with you, and I will not drop everything for you. I am willing to meet you, but you better be worth my time, or I'll be pissed. I will not love you just because you think I'm hot. I will not love you because you do. I don't even have to tolerate you. If I do like you I won't tell you. I don't know why, but I won't. If you like me, tell me. I won't be mean about it.
If you think you have what it takes to make me like you, you may be right and you may be wrong. I won't play with your feelings, I tell you yes, or no. And don't think that you can change my mind by flattery, that doesn't work. I'll be more inclined to block you than anything else. So don't bother telling me how hot you think I am, or how smart you think I am. I'll just assume your lying and going for something else.
Messaging is kind of boring for me. I get all the same messages over and over again, so please if you want my attention and more than a few word answer think of something smart, and I'll be more than happy to respond equally. "How is your day going?" "What's up?" and "Dude, you're cool" are not intelligent messages. I will respond to questions but a statement gets nothing, unless its intriguing (which is hardly the case). I admit I do my fair share of these, so they are better than nothing. If you can't think of anything at the moment, I'm sure it'll come by later. Oh, and if you need help with English, I'll be happy to tell you. Please make your message legible. I'm the one who's going to read it.
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