Computer doctor |
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess Ishould see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store thatcan diagnose anything quicker a...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Apr 2005 13:45:00 GMT |
Heartbreak Incarnate |
Well I never thought this would happen. I broke someone's heart and she didn't deserve it. I feel for her because I know exactly what she's going through. She cried so much and it hurt me to see her t...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Apr 2005 11:27:00 GMT |
Idiots Exist |
In Honor of Stupid PeopleIn case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed throughstupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use w...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Mar 2005 11:03:00 GMT |
Reiver's Music |
I gave up fighting
I've come to see these halos
Am I now worse off for this one night?
All come enchanted
Welcomed by the halos
All the while we know
Those enamored never miss us
Because w...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jan 2005 13:14:00 GMT |
You Fail Me |
First Light Last Light
I need you to be the strength of widows and soul survivors
I need you to be as fearless as new mothers and new fathers
I need you to be the hope of hearts who lost true love...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Dec 2004 11:03:00 GMT |
A Winters Tale |
A chilling silence, A world of violets
My breath materialized again
Immaculate, Inanimate
A comfort cutting time I see
A string of white lights
Forever walking through December
Forever longin...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Nov 2004 15:07:00 GMT |
Converge - Jane Doe |
Concubine
Dear, I'll stay gold just to keep these pasts at bay
To keep the loneliest of nights from claiming you
and to keep these longest of days from waking you
For I felt the greatest of winter...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Nov 2004 16:33:00 GMT |
Up For Sale |
40 days and 40 nights since I last got in a fight
What have we done? Money's on the lookout for number 1
40 nights and 40 days that's how long I'm going to stay
What have become of the children tha...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Oct 2004 10:01:00 GMT |
A Dream of Waking |
I feel it washing over me, the slow poisonous tide.
Pins and needles dance on me.
Sickness undefined.
Now I'm afraid to face the sky.
Please someone hear my haunted cries.
Please them waken ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Oct 2004 09:30:00 GMT |
