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Pontification Alert:
I ride a Ninja 500. It's orgasmic to go 90 on I-70 weaving through traffic. I also like fast cars- I like to drive/own them. No, i don't want to go for a ride guys: I'm not a damsel. By the way: despite its horsepower and torque, my car gets 27 mpg.
I’m an isolationist and a purist. I love my mommy, my fat cat, bag-o-bitch, and my little baby guinea pigs Zoe Ann & Suzie Q. Izzy is gone, but I can’t bring myself to remove my description of him yet.
I make jokes to get through uncomfortable situations.
Still smoke. Still love the stigma in Boulder. Still hate Boulder.
I stop every time I see a stray dog or a squirrel in the road.
I give bums food and cigarettes.
I'm not eating hairy carcass again. I can't eat my friends, particularly given the manner in which livestock is raised and slaughtered. By the way, eating "natural" animal products is nice, and propbably helps yuppies feel better about themselves, but the money paid for said products still goes to the assholes who torture animals. It's a whole big nightmarish industry that markets what sells, not what's right.
The planet is changing, and we're the species that went and fucked it up for the rest of the class. That said: I WILL give you a shitty look and maybe even the finger if you have temp tags on an SUV, because you're either so stupid you should be eliminated from the gene pool and deserve to be mildly harassed, or, no, that's it.
Nice segway: Why are (pretty much) only the morons having kids? And not just one or two, but many? It's like dipshit eugenics. Maybe someone goes to the houses or trailors of people that spelled their own name wrong at the DMV, and poke holes in their condoms.
I'm sure it's clear that I still abhor people. No, I’m still not “good” with people.
Politically, I’m a radical moderate. I can’t stand conservatives, and liberals irritate me. To be too far on any side of the spectrum is ignorant. Like conservatives, most liberals hold true to their “side” whether the issue is ridiculous or not. Who came up with an all-encompassing perspective system anyway? I try to learn the issues, their arguments, their consequences, and then formulate my opinion - I don’t base it on what an organization’s stance is, or what a talk radio host thinks. And if I’m not educated on something, I shut the fuck up. And while I’m at it, if you disagree with me, tell me! Maybe there are aspects I don’t know about.
Evolution is not a religion! A scientific theory is not the same as a mundane conversational theory.
Your Quirk Factor: 70%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
Make it through the first few seconds of the pandas. You will be rewarded.

My Interests

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Quintessential navigators. Chionophiles. Allegory enthusiasts.

My Blog

Quality of Life

Maria and I were eating at a restaurant last night, and an incredibly old married couple came in for dinner. The man was quite possibly 95 and the woman wasn't too far behind, but had more facult...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 10:16:00 GMT

Chain Letters

Please don't send them to me: it just reminds me that I have less than ten friends and will have a shitty day tomorrow. Thanks, Renee
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Designer Downfall

So, I have a theory: 'Designer' Dogs will be the proverbial straw that will break the back of society's lame, blind and incontinent camel. Rarely have I caught a glimpse of a "breakthrough" as unneces...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:55:00 GMT

Y-O-U-'-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your

That's all. Actually, while I'm here: T-H-E-I-R indicates possession, T-H-E-R-E indicates location, T-H-E-Y-'-R-E means they are.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:15:00 GMT

Human Contribution To Climate Change

BBC News: Friday, 2 February 2007, 13:47 GMT..> ..> At a glance: IPCC report .. -->--> -->Global climate change is "very likely" to have been human-induced, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 15:44:00 GMT

The right to Bear Arms

I received an interesting yet disturbing email yesterday. It was a student- sponsored call to arms. In response to the Virginia Tech shootings, some dumbass is promoting that we all carry guns to scho...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 13:27:00 GMT

Sin?

..> ..> Wrath Who did you last get angry with? The asshole who cut me off. Bastard. What is your weapon of choice? Silence Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes How about the same sex? ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:32:00 GMT

I can't hear you!

I was in my Poli Sci class yesterday and we were discussing Darfur (Sudan). One of the greatest atrocities is taking place there, and has been since 2003 ( If you aren't aware of what's happening ther...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:52:00 GMT