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Duke Jr.

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to get down and puke. I like to shake my fist at the sky. I like to eat babies with bbq sauce. I like you. creep
I need money. You can give me some by clicking the button below. If you do I will put in a good word for you with God. Thanx!

My Interests

Digital Everything, Acting, Poker, Cigars, Mac, Horror, Art, Comedy, Knives, Grilling, Words, Kung-Fu Flicks, DVDs, Asparagus, Money, Box, Dive Bars, Kicking Ass, Video Games, Chainsaws,.........

I'd like to meet:

A sharp knife

Music:

Primus, M.I.R.V., Tool, The Gap Band, Sly and The Family Stone, Pixies, Outkast, NIN, Jay-z, Thirstin Howl the 3rd , Mindless Self Indulgence, Megadeath, Melvins, James Brown, Al Green, Gorillaz, DJ Shadow, Clinic, Cake, Balckalicious, Type O Negative, Self, Squarepusher, Yes, The Bad Plus, Lyrics Born, M.O.P., Mr. Bungle, Charles Mingus, Dave Brubeck, Beck, Sercret Chiefs 3, Rasputina, Ween, Taj Mahal, Louis Prima, RJD2......

Movies:

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, The Godfather, Fist Full Of Dollars, Surf Nazis Must Die!, The Burbs, Shadow Of A Doubt, Red Dawn, The Evil Dead 1 & 2, The Quick and The Dead, Tape, Hurly Burly, The Man Who Knew Too Much, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Sinbad & The Seven Seas, The Dark Crystal, Taxi Driver, Friday The 13th (all), Nightmare on Elm Street (all), Candyman, Wishmaster, Battle Royal, The Lost Boys, The Army of Darkness, Bugsy, Batman, Glory, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Goodfellas, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Get Shorty, Rounders, Garden State, Mystery Men, Ghostbusters, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Throat Gagers 4.......

Books:

Great Expectations, 1984, Firefly, Welcome to The Monkey House, Cows, Gun and Occasional Music, Fight Club, Kingdom of Fear, Ordinary People.....

Heroes:

goats/paper bags

My Blog

Out of order. use next person.

I wake up with slight hangover rolled with unreasonable guilt and annoyance to the sounds of a circus of drilling and sawing. I rip gum out of my leg hair that I fell asleep chewing. The sickening gl...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:18:00 PST

You're a man now; get ready to die

Strike that match and wait for all the sulfur to burn off. I inhale to write and to think. I drink because I want to. I enjoy the smoke hitting my eyes forcing me to squint it allows me to see things ...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 05:22:00 PST

Black is the new black

I have the remarkable ability to turn small clay and plastic discs into thin sheets of paper. My skill in that process reversed is second to none. I spend most of my day training my brain not to think...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

Little, green and evil.

I have no concept of the worth of a dollar and I have been hearing from other sources that the American government is losing its concept of the dollar. Why is yellow metal so precious? I work and play...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST

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My left leg from the knee down feels very strange. It's painful when I walk, it feels as almost if the bone connecting my knee to my foot is made out of lead. I walk with an exaggerated swagger and I ...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

a single thought

I don't wash the blood off my hands I sleep in pools of it.
Posted by Duke Jr. on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

Aim for the head and always reload.

Completely fucked out of my skull for the past two days. If it wasnt the booze it was the moon following me. Some kind of weird mood the world was in, drinking all night mixing different sprits and ro...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 04:21:00 PST

Read this and you will know everything about me ever!

1. Would you marry for money?Hell yes.2. Have you had braces?Nah fuck that. Im the ill tooth wizard3. Could you live without a computer?Yes, but I love My Space and I want to die.4. If you could live ...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:15:00 PST

Drip Drip I I / Eye Eye

I dont smoke but I am smoking. A Lucky Strike, its my favorite cigarette that I do not smoke. Its closest thing to a cigar when I dont have one around. Things are funny. People are funny. I still have...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 03:00:00 PST

More Nothing

Mistakes and misunderstandings all have to be accounted for as if they were purposeful. We all answer to someone or thing be it out mothers or God himself. And that cock breathed motherfucker has thro...
Posted by Duke Jr. on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:45:00 PST