I'm a Holy Man. I talk to God. But, hey - I'm just like you. I'm a man of simple tastes. I like babes, booze, and blow. Who doesn't?
My idea of a perfect day would be waking up at 3 in the afternoon, going to the Sorority House at the University of Texas, peeing on their lawn, having little Sorority Internist take me out to the mini-golf course and throwing golf balls at anyone shorter than me while knocking back the box wine and American Cheese slices.
The reason I'm here is, I heard that if I made a MySpace, I'd meet some people. If you're a hot sorority girl, a drug dealer who gives discounts to the clergy, or a sinner in need of company, hit me up. All are welcome in the Lord's House. And my page. As long as you drop something in the collection plate.Also feel free to e-mail me with prayer requests at
[email protected] . It never hurts to have the Lord on your side.
