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Brian

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am an extremely unattractive and unfriendly person who hates people. I enjoy sitting alone in the dark and collecting animal figurines. I especially hate people who talk to me, so under no circumstances should anyone ever try to contact, email, instant message or talk to me in any way. My favorite food is chicken parmesan.

My Interests

Fishing, Kayaking, Offroading and any combination of the three. Mostly offroad kayaking, but I find myself mostly kayak fishing. Other types of fishing I enjoy include, but are not limited to: bass fishing, surf fishing, tuna fishing, fly fishing, and huckin iron on a hot rail in a stupid wide open bite until I got color. When I'm not fishing I like sleeping until 3pm, watching tv in my pj's until it's time to go to sleep again, farting, not cleaning the house, leaving as many lights on in the house as possible, eating other people's food, and leaving the door unlocked.

I'd like to meet:

Share similar interests, like sitting alone in the dark. Actually that would mean I wouldn't be alone anymore, so collecting porcelain animal figurines. Willing to experiment with porcelain hobo or ballet dancer figurine collectors if the mood is right.

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Metallica (pre-load), Audioslave, Sublime, Iron Maiden, Cake, Ted Nugent, Pink Floyd, Frank Sinatra, Rat Pack, Bobby Darin, Creedance, Johnny Cash, Led Zeplin, Jimmy Page/Black Crowes, Pearl Jam, Brad Paisley, just about anything original, depends on my mood.

Movies:

Office Space, original Star Wars, Goodfellas, The Big Lebowsky, Pulp Fiction, Jaws, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Finding Nemo, A River Runs Through It, Swingers, Anchorman, Old School, Cool Runnings, Platoon, Field of Dreams, Zoolander, Unforgiven, whole lot I'm leaving out.

Television:

Dodger Baseball, Cowboys Football, dominating megan in wheel of fortune and jeopardy challenge, offshore adventures, ocean hunter, inside sportfishing, the ultimate fighter, UFC, and of course wife swap and supernanny.

Books:

Books usually make me angry because if I chose to sit down and lose enough time and money I could probably write a better book than a lot of the crap I've read in my life. With that said Moneyball was ok, the girl watchers club (sounds gay but it's written by WW2 vets so leave me alone) was good and the bible is pretty ok also.

Heroes:

Sandy Koufax and Jesus. In that order.

My Blog

sure why not

Pretty freakin bored at work, got this from somebody's thing. : Three Names You Go By 1. Brian 2. B-Rye 3. B Three Parts of Your Heritage 1. German 2. Polish 3. every other western europea...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:08:00 PST

funny dream

I posted this elsewhere, but I thought I'd post it here as well because I go to my blog to make my personal feelings public. Well one thing I've learned in the last while is that dreams are compl...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hear the rime of the ancient mariner See his eye as he stops one of three Mesmerises one of the wedding guests Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea. And the music plays on, as the b...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST