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steve

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About Me

those new seat covers on the subway really rub me the wrong way

My Interests

grog, swashbuckling, hills, wandering the hills, the Quickening, hancock street whores, the polish triangle, massage parlours, knives, pogs, guns, a lite chance of snow, pickled figs, fossil digs, cisco, taking back the bathroom, the tunnel chase music from the first Terminator, farting on the red line, hangover conversation

I'd like to meet:

captain gaetano's army of the night, louis pasteur, a la carte, phantasm, the original members of duran duran, other Highlanders, immortals, blacksmiths, my wife, hedgehogs

Music:

annihilator, don johnson

Movies:

purple rain, platoon, dreadnaught, fist of fury, bad lieutenant, buddhist fist, anything with bette middler, sheryl crowe's bogus journey, dirty harry, a 15 minute snuff film starring magic johnson and scarlett johanssen, highlander

Television:

girls gone wild commercials with doug stanhope("Show me where babies feed!"), doug, black adder, monty python, futurama, married with children, the tony danza show, HIGHLANDER, how to paint with the demon reincarnation of bob ross and telemundo

Books:

the joy luck club, the boy of the three year nap, a million little peices, factotum, chinese food menus and the hippo

Heroes:

eddie murphy, rambo (not sly stalone), Mr. Dink, super chicken, bad weed, good pudding, bad pudding, michelle kwan, katarina witt, mr wizard, christopher lambert, sean connery, adrian paul, mario van peebles, judd nelson, robert downey jr