Astroid Andy

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"If the vibe is suicide then do it, push the button. But if you're bowing down than let me do the cutting"
I'm Andy, and I over analyze the hell out of everything. Let's drop some basics than move on to the simple and finish with some humor and complexity. For starts, I am 18 years old. My days are spent watching anything from Saved by the Bell to Degrassi with some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Futurama, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development and Dexter. If the idiot-box is filling my head I tend to read obsessively. . I have a nice DVD collection that I pride myself on. I spend more time counting the DVDs and looking at them than I do actually watching them. I've been told I'm too skinny (whatever the hell that means) but I have a complex when it comes down to my weight that stems from a traumatic comment made to me in the wake of my adolescence. I am a sucker for Troma films, low rent horror flicks, and campy teen comedies of the 90's. I am also a connoisseur of indie movies, music, and cult classics. I am determined to start my own "Doomsday Cult" that will make me rich and have a devout following. I plan on blaring The Mars Volta over the PA during my sermons. When I'm not hatching plans to create a religion based around the god Atheismo, I'm watching Kevin Smith movies or I'm draped in my awful work uniform behind a counter making food for the overfed, over stimulated, over enthusiastic consuming public. I'm an optimist with a pessimistic outlook. I eat very little, and I over drink herbal teas and energy drinks. I'm antisocial in public, but very talkative and argumentative in a controlled environment. I make music in my free time as a way to allow the general public to hear my version of reality and beauty through sounds. I smoke a pack of Kool Milds a day. I'm a man of simple taste with exceptional expectations. Irony is my middle name. I'm someone you will purposely forget to remember. I've had my minute in the sun, and yet I digress. My time will come to rise to power, and all shall kneel before the mighty Andrauldo the Great, but until then, I'm just a small fragment in this crazy emotion driven world we live in.
And that's when the C.H.U.D.s came at me.
The Meditative Dead Music Video
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Andy;Also Know As:
Andizzle, Android Smandroid, A Dawg, Andrauldo, Anday, Drauldo, Astroid Andy, Double-A, Potter, Ning Ning, Armadillo, Vulture, The Andyman, and Andro.
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