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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DAVID
Birthday: 11, AUGUST 1987
Birthplace: WASHINGTON D.C.
Current Location: MONTGOMERY COUNTY, MARYLAND
Eye Color: DARK BROWN
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT HANDED
Your Heritage: ANGLICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: ADIDAS SAMBAS
Your Weakness: CARS
Your Fears: LARGE GROUPS OF WHITE PEOPLE
Your Perfect Pizza: UH?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: TO STOP GETTING SPEEDING TICKETS
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I ♥ JDM
Thoughts First Waking Up: MY BUTT ITCHES, MUST SCRATCH
Your Best Physical Feature: MY MIDDLE FINGERS
Your Bedtime: WHEN EVER I FEEL LIKE JEEZ!
Your Most Missed Memory: YOU KNOW... YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WE...
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING
Single or Group Dates: EITHER
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: TEA THE BRITISH WAY
Chocolate or Vanilla: VANILLA
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFE
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: YEAH MY FIRST ALBUM WENT ALUMINIUM.
Do you Shower Daily: OF COURSE
Have you Been in Love: UH? DOES A HONDA COUNT
Do you want to go to College: MC ALL THE WAY!
Do you want to get Married: YEAH, BUT I GOT TO SAVE UP FOR THE DIVORCE FIRST
Do you belive in yourself: YEAH, BUT ONLY ON TUESDAYS
Do you get Motion Sickness: SOMETIMES
Do you think you are Attractive: UH, IN THE DARK YEAH
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: YEAH
Do you like Thunderstorms: OF COURSE, WHO DOESN'T?
Do you play an Instrument: NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: EWW, NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: YES
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: YEAH
Ever been called a Tease: UH?
Ever been Beaten up: YEAH
Ever Shoplifted: NO
How do you want to Die: WITH DIGNITY
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: YOU
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: DARK BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: EITHER
Height: UH?
Weight: UH?
Best Clothing Style: UH?
Number of Drugs I have taken: UH?
Number of CDs I own: UH?
Number of Piercings: UH?
Number of Tattoos: UH?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: UH?

My Blog

YOUR NAME

HEY GUESS WHAT... I POSTED YOUR NAME IN MY BLOG.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:42:00 GMT

BUT OFFICER?

I THOUGHT THE SPEED LIMIT WAS 51, I'M  SO SORRY I GUESS I JUST READ THE SIGN BACKWARDS.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:25:00 GMT

UH?

I WAS ALL LIKE FUCK YEAH SON, AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE FUCK NO SON, THEN I CRIED PROFUSELY. THE END, OR IS IT THE BEGINNING OR THE BEGINNING OF THE END OR THE END OF THE BEGINNING, OR A NEW BEGINNING TH...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 19:25:00 GMT

THE TIME I CRIED

THIS ONE TIME I TOLD THIS GIRL, "I LUV IT WHEN YOU SHAKE IT RIGHT THER." SHE WAS ALL LIKE NO, AND THEN SHE PICKED ME UP AND BODY SLAMMED ME. THEN I CRIED. THE END. A TRUE STORY BY CRASH
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 21:48:00 GMT

WHITE PEOPLE

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO SILLY
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 17:10:00 GMT

I BROKE MY LEG!

I met her at weight watchers we watched my weight go down when her's go up. She stole my food at McDonalds one time, I got mad and said no and she went ERRH and punched me in the face. Then I cried wh...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 19:12:00 GMT