I love food, probably even more than puffins or raccoons, which is a lot, also i love big, and i mean big male parts. I grew up around animals, even did things like bottle feed the aforementioned raccoon. I feel raccoons paws are equal or superior to the human hand.I love music, unfortunately only as a consumer of it, not a performer of it. I love cooking, I can cook enough to impress the laymen and get employed by the professional.I'm pretty much a permanent bachelor.I love the English language, both it's highest forms, and it's "lowest." I swear like a trucker....or perhaps a cook. Moreover, I am not at all conflicted about it. In fact I find it necessary, almost morally required.I am a very laid back dude, but I can get worked up over my passions. (See interests.)
Motherfucker did I sound extract?! I hope it sounded more confusing than that, and my clarity was finer than the arm of an economy sized mousetrap. ~El-P