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Halvdan

Guardian of the Infinate Abyss

About Me

I go to college
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My Interests

I like stuff like: painting, art, boobs, chillin and having fun with my friends, causing anarchy with my friends, beach volleyball, tackling inflatable snowmen, music (I don't play music but I love to listen and rock out), watching movies, watching horror movies (i love good horror movies, however a really bad horror movie can be freakin hilarious), ninjas, zombies, pirates, women, stuff. Here's a couple pieces of art I drew.color self portrait paintingAcrylic painting

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jesus, he seems pretty cool, I wonder if he has a myspace yet. - I'd also like to meet Brandon Boyd from Incubus, he's pretty cool too. Oh, I'd love to meet Tom Cruise So I could kick that scientologist right in his balls, then call him a moron. I really really don't like the idiot. ____ 'Dynamit', Timbuktu feat. Peps Persson .. width="425" height="350" .. BEER! - Psychostick

Music:

I listen to about everything, mainly Rock and Rap, but I like it all, country, rock, R&B, acoustic, Rap, blues, jazz, gospel, except that EMO poop, thats just annoying. however my all time favorite bands have to be - Led Zepplin - Incubus - Tool - Sublime - Johnny Cash The Gorillaz

Movies:

I love movies, and some of my favorite movies are: - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - The Nightmare Before Christmas - Evil Dead 1 & 2 - Fight Club - Rejected - Donny Darko - Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind - Matrix - Shaun of the Dead - Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Reqiuem of a Dream - Garden State - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Army of Darkness - Devil's Rejects - Battle Royal - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original) - 40 Year Old Virgin - Airplane - Bullet - Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead - Pulp Fiction - Resevior Dogs - Scarface - Boondock Saints - The Incredibles - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - The Godfather - Dawn of the Dead (the original is better but I still like the new one) - Land of the Dead - Clockwork Orange - The Hills Have Eyes - V for Vendetta - Night of the Living Dead - Uzumaki - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Clerks - Dogma - pretty much anything with Zombies!

Television:

I don't really watch too much TV, mainly just; - Lost (best show on TV right now) - Arrested Developement (also the greatest show on TV, but Fox is retarted and cancelled it) - 24 - Family Guy - Robot Chicken - Daily Show - Colbert Report - Penn and Tellar's B.S. - Invader Zim - The Dukes of Hazzard

Books:

- "The Stranger" by Albert Camus, - "Hamlet" by Shakespeare, - "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", - the "Dune" series - "Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead" - "A Dirty Job", by Chris Moore

Heroes:

Tyler DurdenJohnny CashCalvin and HobbesMax - from "Where the Wild Things Are"

My Blog

Sweden and it's soundtrack

I am officially back from Sweden, and it was one hell of a good time. I haven't really posted much about it but that's because I didn't always have much computer access and I was generally too busy to...
Posted by Halvdan on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

WTF!!

right now I'm stuck in Amsterdam, with nothing to do. How does that happen?
Posted by Halvdan on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST

Tomarrow

tomarrow I leave for a week long trip to Greece. WOO HOO. I'm so excited.
Posted by Halvdan on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

Moron of the Month (10/06)

26 May 2004, Wolfsberg, Austria) The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man'...
Posted by Halvdan on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST

MORON OF THE MONTH (09/06)

(6 May 2004, Ukraine) Piling up live artillery is grueling work, so it makes perfect sense that a group of soldiers would take a cigarette break at lunchtime. The warehouse was filled with 92,000 tons...
Posted by Halvdan on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:04:00 PST

Saddam's Torture

While being held prisoner during his trial for genocide, Saddam Hussein is forced to repeatedly watch himself as the Devil's gay lover in the South Park movie.   It may be the first time Hus...
Posted by Halvdan on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

yesterday was awsome!

 I finally found the magic closet, and not like a narnia magic closet, the closet that is jam packed with all the stuff from the americans who were here the last few years. SWEET. I got: 1. ...
Posted by Halvdan on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:58:00 PST

Sweden Facts

I'm offically in sweden. I got here yesterday. And while talking with the Swedes here, I found some interesting facts-  Swedes love to eat the flesh of humans-  Zombie movies are propaganda ...
Posted by Halvdan on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

moron of the month (08/06)

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts o...
Posted by Halvdan on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:13:00 PST

damn gov't

So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, Then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to...
Posted by Halvdan on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:21:00 PST