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About Me

Just doing my small part to spread the word to the world that skin-tight jeans are good clean healthy fun, a positive force for changing the world for the better, and a delicious part of this nutritious breakfast!Some people here accuse me of being a poser. "It looks like you don't have a life," they say, "You should put some other stuff up on your myspace. You're all tight jeans this, tight jeans that..." Well, if I didn't have a life, I'd have more time to hang here and put some other stuff up. It's the people who have all the time to spend here making their myspaces all busy and pretty and unreadable who don't have a life.
Ya, I wear super-ultra-skintight jeans practically 24/7. The tighter the better; and it seems I can always go one size smaller. Why? Why not- it feels good, looks good, keeps me horny, and seems to piss people off for some reason... oh, yea, and I guess it's a sort of fetish. Fer now, that's it about me. Wanna know more? Ask, cuz my favs are constantly changing!Just moved to the East SF Bay area! Still getting settled, looking for contacts.

My Interests

Skin-tight jeans (wearing, looking at, feeling, and cumming in), computers (programming and making them run, not that stupid IT stuff or playing games), ultra-skin-tight jeans, music (writing, making and playing, not just listening to the next new trendy thing), did I mention really, really tight pants?...

Music:

My own... your favorite band sucks.

Movies:

Anything that hasn't been touched by Adam Sandler!

Y'know when you walk into a video store, and you see all those weird movies no one's ever heard of? Imports from the Czech Republic. Cannes and Sundance film festival awardees. That's the stuff I like. Fuck Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.

Oh, yea, and I like porn where Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fuck each other. With power tools.

Heroes:

..table ..table

tight pants advocate's Details

Status:King of tight jeans
Here for:Squeezing into the tightest jeans possible
Orientation:Anything in tight jeans
Hometown:Riverside CA
Religion:Hedonist
Smoke / Drink:Only when I'm on fire/Water, usually
Children:Should wear tight jeans too!
Education:UTJ
Occupation:Tight jeans advocate, tight jeans scientist, tight jeans artist

My Blog

"Tight pants just might save your life"

Nice. For all those naysayers who come up with one unproven medical reason after another why tight pants are not good (like these guys here who claim I'm going to get testicle cancer), here's a reason...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:04:00 PST

Taboo butt

Dang, I specifically refrained from showing any naked crotch in my "Spiderman undies" vid, but I guess naked male butt is still too much for the American public to tolerate. Sad, sorry state we live i...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:48:00 PST

Technical difficulties

I know I've promised a lot of people some more videos up on youtube. One request I got was to video putting on my tightest jeans. I've tried to do that, but it's not working out. My now-out-of-date di...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:47:00 PST

I wanna be an astronaut...

H..gh-Tech Spacesu..tsA "sprayed on" "shr..nk wrapped" "second sk..n"? Damn, ..'ve been do..ng that for years! :)...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

Why couldn't this be me?

Sigh, not another one of these stories:Skin Tight JeansFirst off, jeans are harder to get on wet, not easier, even with soap. I've heard of wetting them a bit once you've gotten them on so that you ca...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:52:00 PST

My last job...

Working on a 9/80 schedule, we'd get every other Friday off. The Fridays that we worked, we'd have our office-wide staff meetings. This meeting, however, was special as it was being held on a Thursday...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST

Tight as a tourniquet..

I enjoy living life practically 24-7 in the tightest jeans possible. Why, might you ask? Not an easy answer; the look, the feel, the stares and questions from people. If I've given just one person a r...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST

I love music...

I can't stand it when someone says, "Oh, I really LOOOOVEEE music." Or when someone asks if I like music. How the fuck am I supposed to answer that? "Er, no, I don't like music"? C'mon, now, do you ac...
Posted by tight pants advocate on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 02:40:00 PST

Good morning :(

When I say I wear my skin tight jeans practically 24/7, I mean I'm really only not wearing tight jeans when I take a shower. All other times, I'm squeezed into a pair tighter than the skin on a grape....
Posted by tight pants advocate on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:21:00 PST

Late July/Early August thingy

Perusing Myspace, why does it seem that all the people, girls and guys, who are into the kinky, pervy stuff, are Leos? I guess we're just lucky.....
Posted by tight pants advocate on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 09:24:00 PST