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I'm Very Fast In A Slow Way

About Me

..ASK & I'LL TELL..

My Interests

Working out, Gracie Jiu Jitsu , UFC, IFL, Strike Force, SnowBoarding, Surfing, The River (Hava-Brew Baby), Cute Chickeez, Chillin With The Fellas, Poundin Burs, Bar Hopping, Restaurant Hopping, Cooking (yeah cooking), Watching The Boob Tube, Flix, Sushi, etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:

Jus straight up, REAL people, -no time for FAKE FUX..

Music:

Pretty much anything, just depends on the mood I'm in at the time..

Movies:

Where do I begin?

Television:

Anything Good..

Books:

Right now i'm studying wine (for work), so pretty much anything that has to do with it. I'll read it if I haven't already..

Heroes:

..The Man Upstairs, My Mom & The Gracie Family...

My Blog

BAR RULES! (pay CLOSE attention!)

If you EVER plan on drinking at a bar PLEASE READ.Rules at a barThere's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish.PLEASE READ #28 especially!!!1. If you owe someone money, always pay them bac...
Posted by ®£d on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST

A Word To The Wise!!!

Body: Let me start by sayin "IF YOU ARE A BROKE FUCK, STOP GOING OUT TO NIGHTCLUBS/BARS/RESTAURANTS. JUST SIT UR BROKE OR CHEAP ASS AT HOME CAUSE PEOPLE LIKE ME OR ANYONE ESLE IN THE SERVICE INDUST...
Posted by ®£d on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 01:59:00 PST

How To Make Poopie At Work.

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP ...
Posted by ®£d on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

99 of the most degrading (and some fun) sex acts

1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite. 2. Hot Lunch - While receiving h...
Posted by ®£d on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST