My name is Rusty Joe, more commonly referred to as "The Chainsaw." I live with two bitches and two cats. The bitches' names are Ghoulfriend and Spiffy -- you know Spiffy as the shamelessly self-promoting "Dawg of the Dead."
I don't write an advice column, I don't have my own line of greeting cards and I don't drive a car. I'm a dog. I like belly rubs and sleeping on the furniture. I also enjoy relieving myself in the living room from time to time. Hey, it beats getting up and going outside.
If you are a MySpace hooker, do not message me. I don't want to "network" with you. I don't want to be friends with you. I don't want to "date" you. And most of all, I don't want to see your smarmy pictures on some porn website. I'm a dog. A little decorum, please.
