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Tulsta

colourless green ideas sleep furiously

About Me

what can i say? I'm fun sometimes, grumpy at others, i like to party and i like to be alone. I can be the nicest and bestest friend, or the most spiteful and worst enemy. I guess what i'm saying is i'm pretty normal.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

david attenborough-and have him for christmas dinner...just so i could hear about the turkey's mating rituals as i sliced off it's breast.

My Blog

pontiferings

well, it's a certain time in the morning and i'm a certain type of drunken, yet the world seems a little clearer than usual.......the wind is blowing ferociously outside, but inside myself i feel ok. ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 17:47:00 GMT

christmas tides of joy and pain

so this is christmas?and what have i done? ....well, i've sat about on my rapidly fattening arse, eating mince pies and watching endless amounts of crimbo drivel on the tv. Interspersed with some book...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:57:00 GMT

sweet song of success

So, it's the christmas season and suddenly i find myself trying to buy a whole family's worth of presents with a fiver, and hoping my relations don't mind getting mix cds........last few months have b...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:18:00 GMT