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EMMA

Jelly Pony in Rat Pants

About Me


What's not to like?
Lately... I love documentaries so much. I feel guilty that I don't live simply enough but buying things is just too nice. I clearly have too much choice and a slight problem with decision making. I have high standards which I assume others have too then I wonder what on earth is wrong with people when it turns out they actually mustn't have them after all. I'm bored of bland or foolish people. I love geeks and wish I was more of one with expert knowledge in many wonderous things. I like to learn new stuff so teach me things if you have chance. Especially BMX/skate/fixed gear bike related things... I like comparing and contrasting and playing the 'which would you rather' game. Alot. Being laid back is the way forward but I'm very particular so it can be tricky. Lies, sneaks and let downs make me judgemental and sometimes angry. More is enough.
Here's some things I hate...
short tops and shrinkage, performance art, obesity, people standing on my feet, people who ask questions but don't listen to the answer, arsey insecure people, boot cut, sucking up, fronts with no reality behind them, smart dress, inconsistency, fake tan, when there is no draught beer in a bar/pub, poor spelling, credit/loan/debt adverts, comic sans, saturday night entertainment TV, social obligations.
If you want to add me you should send me a message as i like good manners.

My Interests

stunts
marrvel and more!
bmx
origami face
having lions
Fido Dido
big mountains, lots of snow and a snowboard
colouring in
riding fixed
things with hoods
being played records
Guinness
cheap vodka
Efes
some tattoos
streetwear especially trainers
hot mouths/lips/teeth
being handsome
acid wash denim
repeat prints
ranking things
the evening time
chillies on everything
trees
books (because i have much wisdom)
vegetables
salad items
people looking good
talking at length
silence in films not silent films
kare lomen
the park and cruising on my hot '86 Haro bmx
the street and my new '08 bmx
wearing the right t.shirts
triangles
zig-zags

I'd like to meet:


People who know themselves. Confidence bordering on arrogance at times but with a lovely side beneath and always with great hair. Obviously.

Music:

Burial
Apparat
Hot Chip
Sinden
Queens of the Stone Age
marrvel's knowledge
Switch
Kings of Leon
Lady Sovereign
Ed Banger label
Ricardo Villalobos
Sonic Youth
Dizzee Rascal
Coldcut
Booka Shade
Trentmoller
Leftfield
The Cure
DJ Shadow
Blur (+ solo projects)
Arcade Fire
Orbital
acid house
Neneh Cherry
Radiohead
a little dubstep
grime bits
The Distillers
early 90's house
speed garage
marrv and Mr Lee's hiphop school in session

Lots more - bring it on.

Movies:

Big Man On Campus
Closer
Pom Poko
Stoked
Dogtown and Z Boys
Tank Girl
Weekend at Bernie's
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Magnolia
Big
Donnie Darko
Apocalypse Now
Point Break
Badlands
Titanic
Gosford Park
My Own Private Idaho

Television:

LOTS of documentaries
Grand Designs
jail and/or gang programmes
Kath and Kim
Ski Sunday
The L Word
Baywatch
Green Wing
Winter Olymics and Wimbledon
The Mighty Boosh
Family Guy
Nothing with celebrities singing or dancing - Hate hate. Those shit '100 greatest' countdown shows are nice background noise

Books:

Douglas Coupland
James Frey
Dennis Cooper
Will Self
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Bret Easton Ellis
Alain De Botton
The Man Who Fell Asleep
big pretty books
smaller not so pretty text filled books
Any Encyclopedia and Dictionary... but the Atlas is my absolute favourite of those guys.

Heroes:

sometimes me when i'm clever
some fashion types
strangers that make me look twice
handsome girls and pretty boys
my favourite people
anyone's my hero if they make me amazing food or get me pizza

My Blog

precious

bikesnobnyc says this... "Don't Form Attachments To Your BikesI'm a strong believer in loving the ride, not the bike. The latter can be taken from you at any moment, but the former really can't. The ...
Posted by EMMA on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:10:00 PST

GOING SOUTH

I was in Streatham yesterday. It's quite scary. Debbie and Lori are such a pleasure but it really takes it out of me getting there. On the bus, there's this man shouting downstairs to the bus driver. ...
Posted by EMMA on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:42:00 PST

its been so long

....since i posted a blog. Here's my consideration list from November and December so far. 1. Why did I come out in an all over itching red, hives like body rash today, I am dreading develop...
Posted by EMMA on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:11:00 PST

Plastic Chaos and Hackney Principles

Unemployment is not as thrill-filled as i'd hoped for. It is january however so it's excused. I need to make a big sandwich board to wear to my local costcutter/competitor stores. How many times REALL...
Posted by EMMA on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

Hat, Hood, Head Together

So i have the most intense brain origami situation going on. Still. I need to iron out some cells. Or grow some more. By NYD night i mostly ended up squished into a wardrobe which quite...
Posted by EMMA on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:09:00 PST

drilling. suction. unexpected excavation.

today i had dental surgery. my perfect mouth has started to need work. i should thank that twat that knocked my tooth loose this weekend. except that incident might develop to needing root cana...
Posted by EMMA on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST