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(¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯)

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

About Me

*boop* *boop*
"Never miss someone from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future"
Well, I'm at a fork in the road of my life right now and to be honest... I'm setting up a picnic here till I gather the courage to choose a road. I'm 21, a college student, mentally... a 4 year old... worry wart, overall I'm pretty down to earth, AND I'm a complete retard. NOT literally, or clinically... but I do find it quite pleasing to stand on top of bus stop benches and wave to passing cars. I also find it amusing to make a big box into a fort and play peekaboo at 1am with my friends! Except I'm usually the only one amused by this... Oh, yes... I meow a lot. Don't ask why, but every so often I'll just go, "meow," nothing kitty-like, I just like that word. Lastly, I name everything. Yes, everything.
Hmm, I'm here for friends, I need dorks, weenie's, psycho's, weirdos, perverts, virgins, animals, you name it, I need one of each! lol I'm a pretty calm, likable person, although in the words of my best friend, "You're naturally a retard, that's why I love you!" So yeah... I'm not perfect, I never will be, and I want everyone to finally accept that. I do my best and if it isn't good enough, then you can sit on a spork. I love to talk, so no matter who you are, just email me... I'll be more than happy to talk. It may take a day or so... given I'm so busy but if you wanna know more, e-mail me.~*Cat, I'm a kitty cat...*~ ~*It's my dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance*~ ~*Cat, it's a kitty cat...*~ ~*Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow*~ Holly will go to jail for ...
Indecent exposure at a child’s birthday party
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com And I want to be a kindergarten teacher...

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Honestly, I'd love to meet the people on my hero list. Generally I'd like to meet people who are nice, not rude, someone to talk to who I can just yack at, someone to spend time with, who will listen to me and not grow tired of it. Someone who will not think of me as stupid or ignorant, but misinformed, someone who will want to sit down and ramble on and on about everything and nothing. I'm just here, I suppose, for friends, it's all I really want. Someone who will appriciate me and the things I can do. Someone who will be happy to keep me entertained. Gay, straight, bi, not from this earth, mythological, puppet, 3d character, 2d character, cartoon, completely made up... whatever you might be, I don't care. Maybe I'll let you all meet my imaginary friend since childhood, Timmy and my imaginary pets, a weiner dog, Hot Dog and cat, Sizzle.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Justin Timberlake, Aphex Twin, Foetus, The Prodigy, Lasgo, Kylie Minouge, Bjork, Powerman 5000, Nine Inch Nails, New Order, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Jerry Lee Lewis, Keith Urban, Rascal Flatts, Evanescence, Randy Travis, Queen, Annie Lennox, Savage Garden, and always... Nsync. I know, there are too many, give me a few decades to think.

Movies:

I'm pretty eclectic but I do like the Hannibal Lector storyline (Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, and Hannibal Rising.

Television:

24, Noggin (I'm addicted to preschool shows), ParadiseKiss, The Simpsons, American dad, Family guy, Robot Chicken, Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Odd Parents, South Park, Ninja Turtles, My Little Pony, Care Bears, Rainbow Brite, CSI: Las Vegas, Oldies but goodies like Fresh Prince, Three's Company, Family Matters... bleh.

Books:

boo..ks...? what are those? heh POP UP KAMA SUTRA! (yes.. it exists!) I'd have to say I'm into the LOTR series, I've always been a fan of the Narnia series. My all time favorite would have to be Stephen King's book, The Shining.
Pets: 2 Cats - Precious (5 yrs), Mia (1 yr)
2 Hamsters- Houdini, Penelope
1 Turtle- Bob

Heroes:

Robin Williams, Jim Carey, Steve Martin, Chris Farley, Johnny Depp, and Amy Lee, Walt Disney, the man who created sporks (too lazy to look up his name), Peewee Herman, Dr. Suess, Steve from Blues Clues, Gonzo, Cookie Monster, and Beeker. There are a few other people who are heroes to me, people who I love deeply who shall remain nameless. They'll always shine in my eye and live in my heart.

My Blog

My cat is dumb..

... I've just come to that conclusion. Sitting here, checking my mail, she jumps on the kitchen counter, walks to the stove and dips her paw into a pot of BOILING HOT water and yelps, then hisses. Wha...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:41:00 PST

What I want (revised)

What I want (revised)... What I want for my birthday (revised). The bold are the things I've gotton so far.1. A fluffy, orange kitten (Fixed with all her shots) - I want to name her Cro...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:32:00 PST

Stupid people

Oddly enough, I don't feel well. I hate when Jason is right. I hate when I'm right. I was right about the "friendship test"... only few are left standing. I hate you people.Since myspace is a gay-bob ...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:36:00 PST

Fall semester begins...

... and I'm hating every second of it. I really wish this semester was over already. I wish Christmas was here... OOP! And there it goes... on comes January. Annnnnnd theeeeeeeen... California State U...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 08:57:00 PST

Tamagotchi

Well, I finally buckled and bought one on Ebay the other day. It came today, A LOT quicker than I had expected and planned, but who's complaining?It's a boy, or at least that's what it told me, so I n...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:26:00 PST

Ikea

So, I officially feel like Tyler Durden.I can't get enough of Ikea, I look in my catalog and think, "Oh... those are cute, I could use those in my bedroom." WHY? I feel like some day when I step into ...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST

Rain

So... it's 7:30pm and it's raining where I live. It's Sunday, July 22, 2007... it doesn't rain in July... especially in California. I'm happy, I love the rain. It envokes happy thoughts and feelings a...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:39:00 PST

Petty drama

I've come to the conclusion that life with Disneyland is dull. Do you want to know what the drama was about at Indy yesterday? Westside diner and the 3 downtimes we had that morning. Westside Diner is...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST

Excelsior!

Tuesday is the day I am setting aside to job hunt. I bought a notebook the other day... I've been writing my last boat, that's if I'll ever get one. I need peace. A park at night, the beach, shore, wa...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:14:00 PST

La la la la la

Last night was refreshing... I might say. I worked parades, at first the parade was a little dull, but once again... I found another child to dance with. I love interacting with the children. I love c...
Posted by (¯`·.¸*Holly*¸.·´¯) on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:57:00 PST