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About Me

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I am a certified Sushi Chef, an experienced massause, a clothing designer, a model, a professional BDSM player, and a Rocky Horror preformer.
I was born in Russia, and I have lived in Israel. I have been to Mexico and Canada, as well as Ukraine and India. I have lived in gated communities and in ghettos. I want to live in Japan, Germany, and too many other countries to name.
I'm extroverted, curious, and terrified of missing out. I want to meet everyone, travel everywhere, experience everything. Teach Me something new.
I plan to achieve a PhD in physics eventually. I am currently attending PCC full time, and getting ready to transfer to UC Santa Cruz as an astrophysics and linguistics double major. This means I am at least as busy as you think I am.
Frequently Asked Questions: What is your real name? All of My names are real.
What are you? The walrus, koo koo kajoob.
You think you're a pretty big deal, don't you? Quite.
I've seen you naked! Congradulations. You can see more on My Model Mayhem .
Do you worship Satan? No. I am a Satanist, but that does not mean I worship a goat legged being. For more information, go to the Church of Satan website. Please, stop trying to exorcise Me. It won't work.
Are you a prostitute? No. I am a professional BDSM player. I work at Passive Arts , the largest commercial Dungeon in Los Angeles, as a Switch. To clarify, I do not engage in any sexual acts, penetration, or fluid exchange.
What do you want from me? This.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Outstanding individuals. Gods, demi-gods, angels, deamons, vampires, dolls, faeries, gnomes, mermaids, centaurs, dragons, invisible people, and creatures we don't have names for. Personifications of ageless concepts, thought-forms, and disembodied space ghosts.

My Blog

!B8;O38, a movie review.

In the Soviet Union, during the fifties, there was a movement there similar to America's Roaring Twenties, of rebellious youths listening to jazz. The USSR regime was very strict [duh] a...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 23:47:00 GMT

You come right black, I'll stay white here.

Disney has given us many white princesses, and a caucasian mermaid. They have also given us a Middle Easternern, Asian, and Native American princess, respectively. All this time, though, we still have...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 15:12:00 GMT

Happy Walpurgisnacht!

Oh, and what a nacht is was. There were transformations and whimsical encounters and s...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 15:30:00 GMT

Sunnyvale: One Letter Away from a Hellmouth!

Why is this plane the size of a shoebox? I don't mean that it's a small plane -- that much goes without saying. It's not a 747. I mean that everything is smaller, as though it was made not for humans ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:32:00 GMT

The sound of sickness.

I am plague-ridden. I came down with something last Sunday and it still has me knocked out on my ass. I have spent the past week becoming one with the couch in a Pirates of the Caribbean, Flying Dutch...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:03:00 GMT

I sh*t bricks.

Seriously, I do. Not out of shock or fear, but because I sh*t motherf*cking bricks the way most people expel poo. I used to get embarrassed when I stopped up a toilet with my waste, but it's gotten to...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:49:00 GMT

With her marrige she got a new name and a dress.

Weddings and funerals seem to be the theme lately. Apart from the wedding and the collaring I have attended recently, there have been many references to marriage being made all around me. More disconc...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:43:00 GMT

Round is a shape.

I haven't been exercising regularly since about high school, but this has recently changed. I have met a lovely young man from Ukraine [yes, Orange Revolution, very nice, move along] and have been see...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:39:00 GMT

Youre Mr. Thick Thick Thickety Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania. And so is your Dad!

In the Doctor Who episode The Impossible Planet, the Doctor and Rose find themselves on a planet that is emitting a "gravity beam" while orbiting a black hole.This is a screenshot from the episode. Wh...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 14:17:00 GMT

Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.

I work in an aesthetically driven field, and I am aware of this. However, the ridiculous rudeness of some of our clientele still astounds me, which is what this story is about.Today, a client called i...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:18:00 GMT