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have you hugged your soldier today?

About Me


OFFICIAL COOL KIDS CLUB CEO/SHAREOWNER
"Any Man Can Change the World...With Enough Ammunition"
*I HIDE LAMENESS BY BEING FUNNY OCCASIONALLY*
In the midst of death, Life persist
In the midst of untruth, truth persist
In the midst of darkness, Light persist
-im not A man, im THE man-
"TEXAS CAN SURVIVE WITHOUT THE UNITED STATES, the states cant live without texas" -sam houston
For those who have to fight for it, life has a taste the protected will never know. Im not what most people call normal
what is normal anyways.
Im not clumsy, im uniquely coordinated.
i enjoy working out whenever possible
Dont judge me by my music, i love rock/alternative/punk/thrash/hardcore/emo and rap/hip hop as well and can dance better than you...just believe me.lol. my style cant be matched...i can be my normal skater/rocker/gansta self one minute...then bust out my GQ'ness at night and party with the best.I DO ME.).. i used to be the chubbiest kid on earth...now im getting to know the gym alot better since the army (refer to pics if neccesary)...but i will always be a fat kid at heart.I lived my whole life in Friendswood, Texas...now im stationed in Baghdad, Iraq (schweinfurt, germany) as a scout in a force recon platoon in the U.S Army. I used to be into BMX so much, it was my life. Its still a passion that i want to pursue more whenever i get the chance again. I love partying and chillin with my boys back home and here in my platoon. To those of you know who me...im a huge goof...and the biggest dork ever. i rarely get embarrased and im usually very chill. I can make people laugh so hard they cry at times.--"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." "Qui Desiderat Pacem, Praepare Bellum"- ::who would desire peace should be prepared for war::"What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but loses his soul?" (Matthew 16:26).found this guys layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments


My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

dane cook, your mom, martians ..
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[noun]:

A master of sexual gratification

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Music:


Song lyrics | From First To Last - The Latest Plague lyrics

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB. MIAMI VICE. UNDERWORLD. SUPERMAN RETURNS. TALLADEGA NIGHTS. THE FIFTH ELEMENT. SCARFACE. GOODFELLAS.GHOST RIDER. OFFICE SPACE.

Television:

X-GAMES. NUMBERS. CSI. RENO 911 (FREAking hilarious)

Books:

bible

Heroes:

BATMAN! PAULY SHORES,DANE COOK, and JESUS...we got each others backs like chiropractors! woot woot*

My Blog

10 THINGS IDIOTS DO ON MYSPACE

ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friends,are you seri...
Posted by Squishy Smurf on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:33:00 PST

what is a soldier to you...

A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. Youcan kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Soliders are f...
Posted by Squishy Smurf on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:21:00 PST

rules of houston

Rules Of Houston1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is "Ewe-stun", not "Huestun." Oh yea, it is pronounced "San Phil-a-pee," not "San Phil-eep" (San Felipe). 2. Forget the traffic rules...
Posted by Squishy Smurf on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 05:16:00 PST