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I dream of being a post-apocalyptic cowboy, riding the North American continent on a pretty little horse I've named "Butterbean". Maybe when I'm not hungry I'll think of a better name. MyGen Profile Generator

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Cool old grampas I can play chess with.

My Blog

10 things.

1. I am currently reading Cujo, and it is good.2. I am about to watch The Devil wears Prada. For the third time this week.3. Tomorrow I am in a hot dog eating contest. It may end up on Fox.4. I am try...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:06:00 GMT

I'm leaving my fingerprints on you.

And yes, I am quoting Katy Perry songs. And what motherfuckers?I am stretching my ears ever so slightly when I get home. I found a woman who makes glass ear plugs in 16g, and I think I can do that siz...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 12:36:00 GMT

It's the new black.

My new thing is muttering, "fuck this noise" a lot. I think I saw it on a t-shirt or something.This organization makes no sense.I am doing OK.I had a crazy dream about the coolest laser tag ever. It w...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 11:38:00 GMT

This may only make sense to me.

I hoard craft shit. Normally, I think of something I want to do, and then I go off and do it, because most likely I have already purchased the materials needed just in case. Now I am stuck in Iraq and...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 07:24:00 GMT

I keep having a case of the feelings!

This whole ridiculous experience has definitely made me more thankful for what I have, and I have the feeling that it has made me more outgoing.I am very introverted. I like being at home, I like bein...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:19:00 GMT

Letter to the editor

Dear World,Sometimes, I get a lot of shit for my interests. To some people, I am obsessed too much with the trivial or the mundane. I am interested in things that "don't matter" (in the long run, I su...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:19:00 GMT

Anarchy

These last couple of days have been kinda crazy for me, emotionally (ew, I know).I stole-- by which I mean commandeered-- some plastic flowers from the DFAC. Boo. Yah.They are pink. I feel better alre...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:42:00 GMT

Books.

"...But there is no censorship in a second-hand book-shop. Every good bookseller is a multiple-personality, containing all the extremes of human feeling. He is an ascetic hermit, he is an erotic immor...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:16:00 GMT

This is a subject.

Blah blah blah complaint blah blah.Sometimes I'm so focused on how old I feel, I forget how young I really am. Seriously, I feel old. I just want to have a house with a yard. To attend a weekly knitti...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:23:00 GMT

You know what I fucking hate?

Low fat mayonnaise. Shit.It tastes absolutely terrible. Fuck you, Starkist Tuna Creations.You know what I love? Blazin' Buffalo and Ranch Doritos with a creamy ranch dip. Shit yeah.
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:58:00 GMT