The order of the forbidden donut is an ancient society that reveres and yet fears the awesome power of the donut.
Few even realise its power is drawn from the seemingly innocent shape it was crafted in eons ago by the grand pastry magus Chris P. Cream and his dark apprentice Duncan Donuts. It is a shape rooted in sacred geometry and dark tempting magics beyond the control of mere mortals.
That is why we of the order stand guard, ever watchful lest the powers of the donut consume mankind forever.
Now lets get drunk and play ping pong.
Soccer Donut Stunt
