About Me
The Ten Commandments
1.I be the LORD bitch, who brought y'all niggas asses out the land of Egypt to be your God.
2.You best not try to be testifyin' to no other Gods but me. Nor is you gonna make any idols to worship and shit.
3.Don't fuckin' swear by my name in vain. I ain't gonna hold them fuckas innocent who put swears next to my name.
4.Bitch remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. That means no hustlin', no pimpin', and I fuck yo' hoes for free.
5.Honor yo momma and your daddy. And while you at it, honor yo' baby daddy too.
6.You best not be murderin'.
7.You best not be cheatin' on your bitches wit' no greasy, nasty-ass hoes.
Genesis
(1:1) At the start of this bitch, God made himself a fly-ass crib, and one for our asses, too. He made all the little animals and niggers and black Adam and black Eve.(1:2) But the shit was all fucked up; it was darker than Charlie Murphy’s ass, as God was illin’ by the pool.(1:3) And God said, ‘Turn on the damned lights!: and that shit happened like THAT!(1:4) Now God could see shit, and that it was the shit, and then he separated the light and the dark.(1:5) And God called the light ‘crackers’, and the blackness he called ‘bruvas’, and that’s how it bizz from day one, bitch.8.You best not be snatchin' shit up if it ain't yours to snatch.
9.You best not be lyin' and shit.
10.You best not covet yo neighbor's crib, you best not covet yo neighbour's bitch - no matter how fly she is - nor they gimp, nor they ho, nor they ox, nor they ass, nor any damn thing that be your neighbor's.
