(Sigh...)
Here's this thing.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: June 7th, 1985 CE
Birthplace: Unimportant.
Current Location: Wherever you go, there you are.
Eye Color: Bloo.
Hair Color: Somewhere in the realm of brown.
Height: 6 feet 2hands.
Right Handed or Left Handed: I've got the whole set.
Your Heritage: One.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ipath until 3pm at work, none afterwards.
Your Weakness: Distractions...
Your Fears: n/a
Your PerfectPizza: One with no murders sprinkled on top.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Abstinence from goal-making and future-living.
YourMost Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I haven't regularly used one of those in about 2 years.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Erin.
Your Best PhysicalFeature: Sometimes I enjoy my eyes. Too bad they're broken.
Your Bedtime: Usually, 3 or 4 am.
Pepsi or Coke: Wine, water, tea, sometimes an earthy sort of beer, though I strictly drink the varieties that don't taste as though they're made from urine. What's wrong with you people?!
MacDonalds or Burger King: embody all that is terrible about the mindset of the United States.
Single or Group Dates: single? like masturbating?
Lipton Ice Tea orNestea: are not real teas.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Kenyan AA, Erin brought us back anaddiction she'd found in Africa.
Do you Smoke: Very rarely, If I need medicating. Nothing recreational in a longwhile.
Do you Swear: Almost never, though I happen to find that it's completely fucking irrelevant.
Doyou Sing: I used to sing along with CDs in my car, but now I have no audio devices in what I'm driving, so it's maybe a bit of om, orsomething of that nature.
Do you Shower Daily: Usually, not always.
Do youwant to go to College: Now that I'm here, not especially.
Do you belive inyourself: I certainly hope that's not a typo. I "be-live" in myself and in everything else as well.
Doyou get Motion Sickness: No.
Are you a Health Freak: Slightly more mindful thansome, though I'm not sure what "Health Freak" means.
Do you get along with your Parents: I love themalong with lots of other people.
Do you likeThunderstorms: Sure.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: In the past hour I'vedrank alcohol.
In the past month have you Smoked: Oddly enough, rolled, but notsmoked.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Everything's a drug. Though I've notaltered my brain chemistry in such a way as to strip away my perception filters and kill my ego... in the past month. I forsee something sometime off in the futurethough, something natural, something nice.
In thepast month have you gone on a Date: I'm not sure I know what a date is. If anyone can tell me, let me know.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In thepast month have you been on Stage: No.
In thepast month have you been Dumped: No.
In thepast month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I imagine that swimming is one of the few things I've not done naked in the lastmonth.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Probably, oh wait,Erin's watching the X-men movie now, so...
Everbeen Drunk: I've had my state of being slightly altered after a bit of alcohol. That is all.
Ever been called a Tease: No.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Quite.
How do you want to Die: For a while I thought an overdose on Euphoriants wouldbe the death of choice, but now that seems a bit too quick to be able to savor the experience and truly appreciate such a journey.
Whatdo you want to be when you Grow Up: n/a
Whatcountry would you most like to Visit: Possibly India, but it would be more than a visit I'm afraid.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Circumstancial, irrellevant.
Favourite Hair Color: Circumstancial, irrellevant.
Short or Long Hair: Circumstancial, irrellevant.
Height: Circumstancial, irrellevant.
Weight: Circumstancial, irrellevant.
Best Clothing Style: Circumstancial, irrellevant.
Number ofDrugs I have taken: Lots. None are regrets, as I've not been an idiot about it. Most natural. Almost all, psychedelics. Hardly evermarijuana, probably only betwixt 3-5 times; didn't find it to be my chemical of choice.
Number of CDs Iown: Thousands. I picked them from the Internet tree.
Number of Piercings: One, I've a hole in my head, it comes out much farther down.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None.
Pink Floyd, Tool, Edith Piaf, Bob Marley, CocoRosie, Tori Amos, Belle and Sebastian, A Perfect Circle, The Doors, Deep Purple, Medeski Martin and Wood, Roger Waters, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Jimi Hendrix, Sìgur Rós, Ben Harper, Placebo, Radiohead, David Gilmour, Pooka, Keller Williams, Tortoise, Björk, John Lennon, Jurassic 5, Mogwai, Múm, Splack Pack, Clinic, A Silver Mt. Zion, Beck, Explosions in the Sky, Hem, The Grouch
The Wall (Pink Floyd), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fist of the White Lotus, Cool Hand Luke, Quills, Plankton (a.k.a. Creatures from the Abyss), The Gods Must Be Crazy, Tommy, Baraka
n/a
Johnathan Livingston Seagull (Richard Bach)
Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah (Richard Bach)
The Bridge Across Forever: A Love Story (Richard Bach)
One (Richard Bach)
Running From Safety (Richard Bach)
The Doors of Perception (Aldous Huxley)
Last Chance to See (Douglas Adams)
Rumi's Poetry
The Prophet (Kahlil Gibran)
Hyperspace (Michio Kaku)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Hunter S. Thompson)
The Rum Diary (Hunter S. Thompson)
1984 (George Orwell)
Food of the Gods (Terrence McKenna)
No One Here Gets Out Alive (Danny Sugerman)
Do it! - Scenarios of the Revolution (Jerry Rubin)
List items are linked to their respective Amazon entries... Enjoy.
Gary the No Trash Cougar