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the asshole formerly known as God

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Impermenance, the Future, and other post-funerial thoughts

Here is another excerpt from High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby.  For those who don't know, it's my favorite book of all time, probably because I relate to it so damn much.  The character in the ...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

Right now....

I am the happiest fucker on the planet. I'm completely miserable.... but that doesn't stop me from feeling like everything will be fine.  And no matter how horrible the world is right now, as lon...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST

Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.

I am clearly the worst boyfriend ever. Girls spend a month away and completely forget what they liked about me. How good could I be if this keeps happening? 5 times.  5 times girls go away, and a...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:57:00 PST

What fucking Ian guy?

What follows is a passage from the book High Fidelity, by Nick Hornby.                        &nb...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:28:00 PST

Something I found interesting...

Today is the day I finish my script.  A  movie about a breakup.  About a guy who can't get over his ex girlfriend.  And has a tendency to obsess about things. And what is IMDB's mo...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:50:00 PST

It's done.

That's right.  I have finished the first draft of my screenplay. At this instant, I am a changed man. Get ready, world of people who have at least a mite of self respect! HERE I COME!...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 06:29:00 PST

Worst dream ever.

I took a nap an hour or so ago, in which I had what I think might be the worst dream I ever had.  I woke up, and I felt like I wanted to die.  It was a really, really horrible experience.&nb...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:12:00 PST

Until the end of the world....

Tulip:  Tell me why you came to find me.  Not how long you agonized over it, or how you decided, or all the different fears and possibilities that went through your mind.  Just why. Jes...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:01:00 PST

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....

My room is now covered in crap that I don't need but I feel forced to keep anyway.  Mostly books and papers.  And I'm going to spend the rest of the night packing half of it into boxes and f...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:53:00 PST

Fuck.

My room is a disaster, I have no money, I have no job, I have a lot of work to do, I can't get back into a writing mood, I have to throw out most of what I own, I'm exhausted, I'm overwhelmed, I haven...
Posted by the asshole formerly known as God on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 06:11:00 PST