rollin' with my pride |
My pride weekend was fantastic. I was so hungover on saturday it was sick. Instead of hanging 100 pound rugs on the wall on top of a tall ladder, I lied to my boss and told her I had a sinus infection...
Posted by Merrick on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST |
summer pizazz |
Let's get out of hand. ...
Posted by Merrick on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:20:00 PST |
something you don't see every day |
I saw a cop that had locked his keys in his car. At first the piggie was looking through all of the windows and jostling around trying to get into the doors but what was really funny happened next. Th...
Posted by Merrick on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST |
my life on standby |
Atlanta ended up being explored little five points was nice. We stayed the night in a hostel because we couldn't get on a flight to Austin, it apparently being a popular spring break destination this ...
Posted by Merrick on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:04:00 PST |
a celebrity hit on me |
thats right. I was at rearranging underwear at american apparel when a fairly good looking man came into the store with a woman at his side. they were both in their mid-30's and elegantly hip. they as...
Posted by Merrick on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST |
Alice in UNIX Land aka alice trips out your mind |
"Can you help me? asked Alice."No," said Negative. "I'm looking for a white consultant." Alice pointed in the direction she had been walking. "Did he go this way?" she asked. "No," said Negative. She ...
Posted by Merrick on Wed, 10 May 2006 06:44:00 PST |
I'm batman |
Your results:You are BatmanBatman 65%Green Lantern 65%Catwoman 65%Superman 60%Iron Man 55%The Flash 50%Hulk 50%Wonder Woman 40%Robin 30%Supergirl 30%Spider-Man 25%You are dark, love gadgets and have v...
Posted by Merrick on Mon, 01 May 2006 12:01:00 PST |
toilet seats |
This weekend at work, I went to use our one communal toilet and there was three spots of dried blood on the toilet seat. It was hilarious because I was working with three women at the time and had NO ...
Posted by Merrick on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 12:29:00 PST |
chintzy living |
My room is starting to not look so hellish. I'm glad I had this morning off from work, some time to myself (even though some of it was wasted by nintendo) feels so good. I need to re-arrange my apartm...
Posted by Merrick on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:45:00 PST |
