Pretty much your standard fish I guess. I swim around a bunch, blow bubbles, eat krill and shit like that...I moved from the North Atlantic recently and headed for dry land to get a job. Got kicked out of my last school of fish in the sea so I tried my flippers at college in the states. I have a degree in marine biology and culinary arts with a specialty in seafood cuisine. Some people say I'm still bitter about being kicked out of my school. I'm not bitter, but from what I hear, I do taste pretty good with lemon, butter, and fresh herbs.I'm a lyrical lover and a scally son of a bitch. While most people try to eat me, they should know I'm spry and work for some seriously twisted people. I work for Starkist and my boss is Charlie Tuna. Every day he kills thousands of his own people for profit It's all pretty messed up, but he gets his advice from that warped bitch, The Chicken of the Sea. Go figure...I like sports (Florida Marlins, Miami Dolphins, San Jose Sharks), video games, partying, and drinking like a fish. To all you ladies out there, I'm Jewish, so I'm kosher like gefilta! I like to hook some tail every once in awhile. I know the ladies generally don't think of catfish as "sexy" per se, but I assure you I'm a catch. If you're not down with Gill, I just keep looking because I know there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'll tell you this though ladies -- I'm a fucking great dancer. So when you're hungry for some loving and see me cooking at the nightclub on the dance floor, just know that you're about to get served... a sexy plate of fish that is!
