Has Anybody Been Reading MSN.com Lately? |
Ok, so what's the deal? I've been living life for quite a while now, and lately I've been noticing things. Life isn't that great right now. While this used to distress me, I'm curren...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:44:00 GMT |
Team house is a bunch of lazy assholes |
Ok, so I live in a shithole house. It's no secret. I'm trying to make it halfway presentable though so Team House can throw this party for our friend Kevin who's moving to China. I c...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:44:00 GMT |
I've given up. |
I realize now that there are no girls worth my time. The only ones that are worth my time, let alone my love, are already taken or have no care towards me atoll. So . . . yep. Here I...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 14:41:00 GMT |
Maybe I'm a desperate believer |
I don't know what happened. Come to think of it, I don't know what hasn't happened. I woke up finding it very hard to breathe. There was a group of faces staring at me. surround...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:20:00 GMT |
from a great height, from a great height . . . |
I woke up in a fit of coughing, so I drank a liter of water. I've been up ever since, nursing this bottle of "berry good" juice and watching the sun appear over the snow-topped trees. The ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:44:00 GMT |
This is for you, the bored one. |
When I was younger, I had a friend that happened to be a deer. Yes, a real deer. White tail and everything. Her name was Shy, because . . . well, she was shy. My family ha...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 18:56:00 GMT |
If you see your name on this list . . . it's on there for a reason |
Emelie ?Maria ?"Kentucky Jessica"Bethany BrownJessica JacksonJenna SopkoKelly DunnShelly WertzbarSarah OesterleTheresa RashidShohn McNamaraShannon HughesDianna CorsiBethany AtkinsonMissy Townsend"Hasl...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:34:00 GMT |
Hey look! A new story!! |
Once upon a time (it's one of those stories . . . Hi, I'm the narrator, by the way. Anyway . . . ) there was a young boy named Phil (yeah, I know, shut up). This boy was a farmer, and a lonely o...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:19:00 GMT |
Dénouement (Or; Getting the Cork Stuck in the Bottle) |
Smoke pours from my mouth like a thick fog straight into my nostrils. I taste the spice the cloves provide as they line the insides of my throat. My health is not something I worry about a...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:09:00 GMT |
Thanks, kids!!! |
It was great to see all of you that showed up on friday, and for all of those who didn't . . . what the eff? No, just kidding. You'll have to come out to the next one, which should be soon...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 15:32:00 GMT |
