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About Me

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Command your life like you would a crap game. Take a roll of the dice and follow the map till you pass go; collect $200.00.Open a business then sell it. Use the money to buy property in Omaha. Visit only twice a year, don’t get too attached nor get too distant to your new home.Make love in an empty lot under heavy rain clouds. If you died from a thunderbolt at that moment it was probably worth it.Always remember, a crack head is a crack head is a ‘crackhead.’ Nothing is more impossible than telling a steaming train to slow down. Remember, even you can settle for a hug or a blowjob anytime of the day.At some point… you’ll become famous. At some point you’ll become forgotten. At some point in the middle you become a father, a child, a lawyer, a banker, a historian, a chef, a rockstar, an infant, a corpse, a merger, a transaction, a serial number, a bowl of cereal, a good country western diddy, a slow blues number, a hook-up, a husband, a summer’s day and a winter’s eve.Civilization at its most basic element can be broken down into 'thank you’ and ‘your welcome'...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Lennon, Ben Franklin, and Rodney Dangerfield

My Blog

Oh Heavy Wallet!

The Heavy Wallet   A sure-fire way to get weighed down on a bicycle is to own a wallet. Wallets are the miniaturized sum of your life. Inside, your wallet has the precious details of who you are ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Stress And Candy

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Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:39:00 GMT

Blog is a dirty word

"Blog sounds like such and ugly word, like something that comes out of your throat while coughing" (Seinfeld on the Daily Show) So what's in a blog that makes it so special? Is it the candid disscours...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:02:00 GMT

A Day in the Life of The Real World

So this is the 'real' world. I'm guess you could say 'I'm Hungry.' I made a bet with myself to get a grip, and accomplish several of the things before I graduate. I wrote some of them d...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:26:00 GMT

Procrastination Anonymous Poem

Why I can't study Because the stereo is too loud. Because Bob Marley knows what he's doing to my brain. Because the weather is so nice. No. I say, the home is too loud... My Algerbra has no clue what...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 14:17:00 GMT

Sneezes - Quick observations

Today is refreshing. I have only one last class before the week ends... Tommorrow is Good Friday, maybe I'll go to church. It's always a fine time to be saved. No more Barberitos! Dang! What a huge bi...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 11:36:00 GMT

The Day of the Turtle

There is nothing worse than a waste of the day. Sundays are the perfect time to get control of my life for next week, yet today was obliterated by circumstance. Instead of tossing hoops with my friend...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 20:06:00 GMT