David Hamblin

I'm a Boyfriend Kleptomaniac
“MY CLIQUE AND I ARE ONLY THIS PERFECT BECAUSE WE DO OUR OWN PLASTIC SURGERY” - Geoffrey Paris I couldn't say it any better.
Okay myspace Friends, Fans, Haters and Jeffree Star, I'll make this short, even though half you myspace kiddie-hoppers won't even read this. Don't start any drama. Starting drama on this website is worse then my grandma's pussy cancer, so relax and worry about your own lives. "top" friends is almost as serious as hurricane katrina aka nothing. Don't believe everything you see on the Internet, that would be so 2007. I am everything you see here, but if you see me in the mall, streets, or Suzies Adult Video's be sure to watch your eyes, I shine brighter than Paul Wall's Grills. If you know me like the local boys do, you know that I'll keep you as hard as the cushion on a bullet proof vest. Thats on the real ;D
Wanna test my skills?
My voice is as soothing as Anna Nicoles sex moans. With that note, I'm currently recording a track that will soon blow your minds.
I am not like the others on myspace, "I try to respond to everything", because I WILL RESPOND TO EVERYTHING.
I have someone that I love. THERES NO ROOM FOR YOU, 'UGLYSCENEBOY'.
Take a walk with me, I'll be your temporary exstacy, just don't get addicted, because when I leave you'll be in the ground further than before.
I have Buzznet, and Stickam. Add me on both, the links are to the left, if you haven't already seen them while lurking my page. OH AND DON'T FORGET TO READ MY COMMENTS! It's your favorite thing to do! LOOK! I made it easier for you, they're not even hidden! :D