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Jonathon

jonathoncrowder

About Me


I love music and everything about it. I create music in my spare time and play everything. I also thoroughly enjoy partying and drinking beer. Drinking Wild Turkey at the FOE is also an ongoing tradition of mine, where you can often find me and William rocking out to some local shit.

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."-Hunter S. Thompson

My Interests

Writing and Recording Music, Motocross, crf50s, Alcoholic Beverage Testing, Hangovers, Lemon Party, Penguins, Aladdin, the universe, wall backflips, pain and anguish, getting destroyed, anything that makes you gag at the sight of it.

I'd like to meet:

Me intoxicated, while I am sober.

Take my advise and do not jump off a 6 foot latter.

Music:

American Head Charge, Spineshank, 40 Below Summer, Sixstitch, Hanz Zimmer, Dry Kill Logic, Five Pointe O, Relative Ash, Simon Says, Jack Johnson, Avril Lavigne, Refused, Cyanide69, 1090 Club, Loopian Zu, Temerity, Tyler Burnett, After the Flood, Liz Phair, Shakira, Vanilla Ice, Akira Yamaoka.
Everything.
EXCEPT Nickelback, I hope they get polio with a simultaneous case of extreme arthritis. I'd like to see those assholes play their instruments then.

Movies:

Alladin, Shrek 2 Drunk with Lukas, Mortal Kombat through a PA, Vanilla Sky, Snatch, Fight Club, and all other kinds of good bullshit.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Nyquil Hallucinations

Heroes:

American Head Charge (all of them, past to present), Captain Hero, Wild Turkey!