Dj Ball-D The TurnTable Pimp©™ 25 years and counting spinning the Tables..Senior member of the Vinyl Bros. DJ Crew..Oakland, Ca. Yay Area chapter...Keep the club poppin like corks.Here's a lil poem I just made up.It's called "I love my Tables" I hope yall enjoy.........I love my tables.They keep me paid. Without them, pimpin could'nt make the girl shake their asses, and nigga's raise their glasses. I mean pimpin turntables is in my blood stream, like heroin in a dope fiend.I love my tables. Them hoes dont talk back unless I tell them too.They turn tricks on the drop of a needle, and bring pleasure to all the party people.My tables are every woman & mans delight. Dont touch them bitches unless you touch them right. I love my tables, sometimes I call them boo. Just like any other hoe, they need love too. With them, I run the show, I do the shot calling, I never have to slap them hoe's for reckless eyeballing. Where ever we go, I'm treated like royalty. I love my tables because their loyal to me. So If you have dreams of pimpin turntables and being a dj.Please do your homework, cause them bitches dont play.
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