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Tork the Annihilator

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About Me

And Now... DUNN-DUNN-DAAA!-- The Survey!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kenny Cooper
Birthday: May 19th
Birthplace: Stockton, Ca
Current Location: Manteca, Ca
Eye Color: Blue/ Gray
Hair Color: Brown/ None
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left-Handed
Your Heritage: English, Irish, German (all the drunk, angry Europeans)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Mud/Dirt covered Tennis Shoes
Your Weakness: The Great Tork has no weaknesses, insolent survey!!
Your Fears: Clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World Domination or Passing my class, whatever comes first
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: DELETED!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why did I stay up so late? My teacher is a Homework Nazi, that's why!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My enlarged brain
Your Bedtime: After completing the tasks of the Homework Nazi!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: That burger last week
Pepsi or Coke: Coke is the Nectar of God! Well, Sprite actually is, but it's owned by Coke!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single (as in NO dates)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is a Winged Spawn of Satan!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Did you mean Sprite, Nectar of God?!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Only in my head and I'm stopping that.
Do you Sing: Define "sing"...
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, except for the days when I don't shower
Have you Been in Love: Love is for weaklings, stupid survey!
Do you want to go to College: I am going, so yes
Do you want to get Married: Probably not
Do you belive in yourself: When I am in God, all things are possible
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: It won't matter when I rule the planet
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Sort of
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, especially when I control them
Do you play an Instrument: Do Thunderstorm Controlling Machines count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does being loaded on soda count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Dates get in the way of global rule
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a "box"
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't do raw fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: I would liqiudate anyone who tried
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: For the benefit of all involved... no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: This is getting weird...
Ever been Beaten up: Of course not, I'd annihilate them
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In an exploding space station locked in mortal combat with my greatest nemesis... the dreaded Number Two!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Youth Pastor/Writer, Comic Book Creator, or... Your Leader!
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia... to conquer! Or do missionary work
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like flaming laser eyes!
Favourite Hair Color: Flaming laser hair!
Short or Long Hair: Long enough to contain flaming lasers!
Height: Tall enough to use as a weapon in a fight
Weight: I'm not even going to go there
Best Clothing Style: One word... Battlesuit!
Number of Drugs I have taken: None illegal... gets in the way of conquering you people
Number of CDs I own: I don't know
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: THE MIGHTY TORK REGRETS NOTHING! HOW DARE YOU INFER SUCH A THING, IMPUDENT SURVEY?!!!
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Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you?
Darth Maul
Sadly, you died before your time came. You are probably the coolest-looking of the Sith, with the red face, the horns, and the double-bladed lightsabre. You did get blinded by your arrogance and the ultimate failure of pathetic James Bond villains you taunted your victim and you got halved. Well, you did manage to cause some damage before, so you get props for that, and youve got a pretty decent space-age Vespa.

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Maniacal Mastermind: Forever the one with the plan, YOU are the person who holds any organization dedicated to villainy and evil together, and that is no easy job! Not always in a position of leadership or even wide recognition, you often guide your nefarious plots from behind the scenes, carefully putting each and every piece in motion, plan in gear, all so you can sit back and watch your masterpiece come to fruition. Notorious Masterminds of Comic Book Fame include Mr. Sinister and The Riddler.
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What weapon will you best fight with?
Your name
Age
Fav. Color
Weapon Katana
you are Good TRUE
will you survive? - 100%
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How to make a Tork
Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts self-sufficiency
5 parts leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
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ASSEMBLE MY AWESOME VISAGE!!!!! I DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!
Yes, the insolence of the Wookie Spawn shall be no more. It has been fortold in prophecy...
"...and the one whose name appears on the toliet paper dispenser in a taxidermist's office shall slay the dreaded Wookie Spawn and all shall kneel before him..."

My Interests

If you're nice to me, when I rule the world, you shall be my footstool.

I'd like to meet:

No one, really. I am here to communicate with friends/allies/future servents.

Music:


adopt your own virtual pet!

Movies:


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Television:

My score on The SUPER VILLAIN Test :

Lex Luthor
(You're evil this much: 78%)

A true super villain, Lex Luthor isn't really bad, because his only crime is really hating Superman, while admiring him. Lex is driven by revenge and power, and will stop at nothing to be considered one of the greatest men who ever lived. The only thing standing in his way is Superman, your arch-nemesis, but in many aspects your best friend. You reign supreme as one of the greatest villains or all time, the origin of the term "Supervillain".

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This (above) would be the best Smallvile episode ever...

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NO TRESPASSING: VIOLATORS WILL BE EATEN BY KILLER ROBOT BUNNIES....

Books:

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What sort of world leader would you be?
You would make a great DICTATOR.
You would rule with an iron fist. You would govern outside the normal constitutional rule of law, and make your own laws up as you go along. You have the interest of your country at heart, but will stop at nothing to achieve your somewhat deluded and megalomaniacal goals. Even if it means eradicating all who oppose you.

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NEVER ACCEPT GIFTS FROM STRANGERS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT STRANGER'S HEAD IS ON FIRE...
What kind of villian would you be?
LJ Username
Gender
Favorite color
Do you root for good, or for awesome?
Your trusted second in command s10corey
Your arch nemesis, aka; s10corey
Evil appearance In long, flowing robes, you are both intimidating and damn good looking.
What you;ve done so far By now you have ammassed a great army, all of which are fierce, and powerful. Soon it will begin...
Your evil powers/skills Scary. That's it, you're just plain terrifying in one way or another.
Chances of taking over/destroying world - 90%
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Heroes:


HOLY OBVIOUS BATMAN! Don'tcha hate that tag-a-long
Robin? You're such a loner. You like the night
and you wanna keep it that way. You're a
superhero..But..Well..You don't have any supper
powers really..BUT YOU'RE RICH! And
Brooding..And Tim Burton MESSED UP every thin
with those stupid movies! Its okay, Batsy..I
still love ya

Which superhero are you? (This is for the boys)
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You are: R'AS AL GHUL!

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My Blog

Iron Man 1-31 : A Review

Anyone who's heard me speak on any noticeable length knows of my appreciation for the character, Iron Man.  Tony Stark, to me, was a character that I've loved to read since I first discovered com...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 12:20:00 PST

10 Funniest Scrubs Moments Ever

10.  Dr. Cox and Janitor popsicle Lonnie 9.  Turk, Ted, Janitor, and... what's his face... air band "More Than a Feeling" 8.  Bob Kelso dances (in German, no less!) ...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST

If I wrote Marvels Civil War...

To all those who frequent the comic book groups, you all know I hold no love for Civil War with its gross mischaracterizations, shock value ploys, and the like. Well, I decided, for the heck of it, t...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

Tork's Top 15 Films

This is me being incredibly bored. I realize nobody wants to read what films I like best, but I need to pass the time in between pages while I file my student loan. So, here's my top 15, 15. Once Upon...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:25:00 PST

Tork on Valentine's Day

Another bulletin I turned into a blog My thought on Valentine's Day: It sucks, it sucks, oh Good Lord does it suck.As you're all most likely aware, today is the 14th of Feburary, the day of cheesy car...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST

A Bunch of Random Quizzes

Name: Bruce Wayne Affiliation: Justice League Origin: Gotham City, USAFirst appearance: Detective Comics#27 (1940) http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/superhero/   You Are 86% Evil ..http://imag...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:16:00 PST

Psychological Profile

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp My result was INTJ: To outsiders, INTJs may appear to project an aura of "definiteness", of self-confidence. This self-confidence, sometimes mistaken fo...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

6 Facts about Tork the Annihilator

So I got "tagged" back in April to do some "6 interesting facts" blog.  I blew it off until now.  I'm bored and need something to do.  So, here it is, with a slight twist. Six Interesti...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

BEHOLD!!!!! THE SURVEY OF TORK!!!!!!!

BEHOLD!!!!!  THE SURVEY OF TORK!!!!!!! (taken from a bulletin a few days ago...) 001: Real Name-Kenny002. Nickname- Tork, Cactus (don't ask), K-Dog (looong time ago)003. Single or taken- single00...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

When the crew of the Enterprise goes insane...

This was found at http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smal lville5-ep06#neal and was written by Neal Bailey. ESTABLISHING: ENTERPRISE E PICARD (VO) Stardate -318839.26. (Nea...
Posted by Tork the Annihilator on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 04:18:00 PST