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Anna

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with goals in life, but only if their goals are laughable or not as good as my goals, since there is a good chance I will never acheive my goals. People who stopped reading upon seeing the words "goals in life".

My Blog

Seth Rogen is hot...

Chubby or Not!He was just on Letterman...he lost some weight, but I don't even care since I was crushing on him ever since I saw 40 yr Old Virgin...perhaps it's the voice, I dunno..
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:04:00 GMT

Sympathy for those with twig and berries.

I just viewed someone's profile that contained a picture of a penis that had been sliced in half lengthwise, then healed over to create a forked effect. I was pretty disturbed and nauseated...and I do...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:09:00 GMT

Love is a big fat turkey

And everyday is Thanksgiving
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:28:00 GMT

Scantily clad men

An older, overweight, wheezing fellow next to me is looking at scantily clad men on the internet. Maggie Brooks would have a thrombosis. Hey, he isn't bothering anyone. Nice to see senior taking advan...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:39:00 GMT

my pics

O.K. so I changed to a decent looking photo again. I've just got to be true to myself, and my self is vain, so fuck 'em, you know?
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:17:00 GMT

That takes care of that!

What’s wrong? Why am I getting the cold shoulder all of a sudden? Is it the vomiting? Honestly! People think it’s SOOO cute when sorority girls do it, but just ’cuz I’m a ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:33:00 GMT

Easter

Easter always makes me think of the old movie "Easter Parade", which makes me think of that episode of WKRP where they were all wandering around a hospital...because that’s the one where Dr...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:15:00 GMT

Oscars

I kept falling asleep during the oscars.. did Marjane Sartrapi really not win anything? guess at least there was the nomination..oh well..
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:41:00 GMT

To the stranger

 To the stranger on monroe avenue:                    I was surprised and terribly flattered by your attentions...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:26:00 GMT

Bussin’ it

  Has anyone noticed how most of the residents of this area, given the choice, would rather walllow in dogshit than have to take public transportation every day? I sure have! Almost eve...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 15:16:00 GMT