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What can I say that hasn't already been said. I have a mediocre job. I'm the shame of my family. I have way too many issues to start any kind of real relationship. I'm not saying that I don't want it to happen but it probably won't. I probably should aspire to something greater, but in a sick sort of way I'm comfortable in my misery. And of course I'm tired of trying. But don't worry I've managed to fill the void, that is my life, with video games and Cheetos. I'm religious, or at least try to be. I'm not very good at it and I'm probably the last person anyone would expect to believe in any kind of divinity. What can I say, I'm an enigma. I can dress myself without any help from mother, thank you very much. My ideal woman has sense of humor and a pulse. I hate people with opinions. A couple of my interests are eating and not moving. I'd be a great practice boyfriend. The line starts here ladies.
Name: Warp 10
Birthdate: 3-25-72
Birthplace: hell
Current Location: utah
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: midgets fear me
Weight: puffy
Piercings: not on purpose
Tatoos: not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: sure
Overused Phraze: coolies
FAVORITES
Food: pork rinds
Candy: pork rinds
Number: one is the lonliest number
Color: brown
Animal: dead cat
Drink: pepto bismol
Alcohol Drink: o'douls
Bagel: blue
Letter: dear penthouse,....
Body Part on Opposite sex: pink eye
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: such a difficult choice
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: niether
Chocolate or Vanilla chocholate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: HC
Kiss or Hug: mmm... human contact
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: either/or
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever
Most Missed Memory: the one I forgot
Best phyiscal feature: my baldspot
First Thought Waking Up: did I crap the bed?
Goal for this year: not to crap the bed.
Best Friends: friends????
Weakness: anything
Fears: slow people
Heritage: welsh/irish
Longest relationship: this is it
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes, oh yes
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: not that I remember
Ever been Drunk: oh ya
Ever been beaten up: plenty
Ever beaten someone up: not enough
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: does it still count if she was really ugly?
Been Dumped Lately: everyday
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: whatever
Favorite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long: whatever
Height: whatever
Style: whatever
Looks or Personality: whatever
Hot or Cute whatever
Drugs and Alcohol: whatever
Muscular or Really Skinny: I'm desparate okay!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: everything
What country do you want to Visit: outside of utah
How do you want to Die: madcow
Been to the Mall Lately: never
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when they're wet
Get along with your Parents: sure
Health Freak: yes, very much so.
Do you think your Attractive: my mom thinks I'm handsome.
Believe in Yourself: what do you think?
Want to go to College: went
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: would it matter?
Been in Love: don't believe in it
Do you Sing: yes, every chance I get
Want to get Married: when android women are available
Do you want Children: whatever
Have your future kids names planned out: its a secret
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: are we talking about with another person?
Hate anyone: everyone
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