Women make it better |
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 07:05:00 GMT |
Top 10 Spooky things (from a horses point of view) |
10. Blowing Paper:"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR." 9. Barking Dogs:"What? You've never read Steven King's...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 19:09:00 GMT |
Some Life Lessons To Remember |
Lesson One An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rab...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 06:20:00 GMT |
The Lotus Touts |
ONEGive people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWOMarry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREEDon't belie...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:45:00 GMT |
how about you (music shuffle) |
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY??overrated by less than jake WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?freetime by kenna WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?doin just fine by magnetic north WHAT IS ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:26:00 GMT |
waitin on spring |
Enough said.
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:41:00 GMT |
RIP Patty |
At 20 years (or so) Patty was put down today.Now you can finally rest in peace. Poor love. She will be missed.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:15:00 GMT |
Tips for the ladies |
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. Same applies to bras.3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.4. In ne...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 20:40:00 GMT |
Usage of the word FUCK |
It made me laugh.
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:00:00 GMT |
careful what you wish for |
A married couple in their middle 50s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:51:00 GMT |
