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Matthew Wonderful

I am here for Friends

About Me



This just about sums me up.

Seriously, though I consider myself an obstreperous minority of one in a world of otiose civilians.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who like long walks on the beach, genocide, and candlelit dinners. OMG, and YOU! ;)

My Blog

ATTN Enemies of Matt:

Dear My Enemies, After careful thought and due consideration, you win. I have given up unceasingly trying constantly to demonstrate all of the ways in which I am always right all the time.  I'm j...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:27:00 GMT

Picking up the broken pieces on the busted landscape of my shattered life

[The following is entry #015926 in the dream journal of Matthew Wonderful.  No peeking!] Consciousness has forced itself rapaciously upon me.  Surrounding me are the ravages of my once idyll...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 21:38:00 GMT

Do you know what? I AM SO WONDERFUL.

I AM SO COOL.  Seriously.  Not to brag, not to be arrogant.  Certainly not to inform you, because it's pretty clear that you've already noticed.  No, I think I'm reiterating my ast...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 22:11:00 GMT

PO. ETRY.

i am so seriously bored that i occupied two hours of my time going here: http://adcott.net/ljimages/. it's a website that just shows the latest images from peoples' livejournals. the thing to do is,...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Apr 2004 00:49:00 GMT