Killing People

Killing PeopleSent to inform you about the importance of ending humans; the Masterbatorium Decorum is in session kiddies! We long to annul your minds. Welcome to hell; gallivant on over! Founded at the turn of the century with Ounce of Prevention. Guitarist Rien Bradley and Drummer Travis Graham huffed gasoline and ether for 5 years straight, and vowed that life would be plenty worth living if they murdered as many people as they possibly could. Of course they would commit suicide for sport, but nonetheeless, came up short in numbers. Meddling with the experimental psycho-pop of such groups as "The Prospectatics", the "DeAntiSkepto-Visionaronites", "Boeing 757 Jet featuring the World Trade Center", and "Jesus Bradley and the Jews" just didn't seem to give them the true connection with the fans , and financial power that they so desperately needed to complete their well planned charade. Jerry Bonney (former bassist of the "Sick Asians" and "Harmful Fumes") was sent on in to court prepubescent females, as this tickled the fancy of the group. A dreaded military lifestyle behind him, Jerry had the expertise and drive needed to be the desired undertaker...so sad. There you have it folks: KILLING PEOPLE...because you know...quite simply...you want the best.