My blood smells like cologne

About Me

Hi, I'm Rick. I'm a dork, but one of those funny dorks. I try to be nice to everyone, but sometimes it's hard because so many people are dumb.
I'm laid back. I don't have a style really, I dress in jeans and t-shirts. I don't have tattoos, I don't have piercings (anymore), I don't have a mohawk, I don't own anything leather or with spikes, I don't dress in all black everyday, I don't wear makeup, I don't smoke, I can't stand drug users, I don't hate corporate America, I don't hang out in coffee bars, I'm clean cut, I say please and thank you, parents and grandparents like me, I don't believe in anarchy, I wear suits and nice sweaters sometimes, I have a good paying job that I love, I played football in high school and I play football now, I certainly don't fit into the typical punk style but I listen to the music..
Most of all, I'm happy in life and really don't give a fuck what you think about me... But it would be cool to talk to you.
Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 85% Green Lantern 80% Hulk 75% The Flash 75% Superman 55% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 50% Catwoman 45% Spider-Man 40% Batman 40% Robin 35% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Interests

This stupid video is cheesy and sappy. But I liked it. It made me all warm and mushy inside. So fucking what?

I'd like to meet:

I'd definitely like to meet her

...And anyone and everyone with a positive attitude who is down for having a good conversation.

Your Birthdate: November 14
You work well with others. That is, you're good at getting them to do work for you.
It's true that you get by on your charm. But so what? You make people happy!
You're dynamic, clever, and funny. And people like to have you around.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.

Your strength: Your superstar charisma

Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you

Your power color: Fuchsia

Your power symbol: Diamond

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Music:

Anything that doesn't suck (which most of it does these days). Alkaline Trio is one of the greatest fucking bands ever.

Movies:

Grosse Point Blank - Best movie ever. Then Wedding Crashers, Anchorman and Old School... all tied for second.

Television:

Don't watch that much TV but I gotta say, "My Name Is Earl" is pure comedy genius.

My Blog

Staring at a broken clock

The broken clock on the wall, it never keeps time. With its stagnant hands unable to grasp the present. Hanging there so proudly, so listless. The funny thing about a clock that has seen the bet...
Posted by My blood smells like cologne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You figure this one out

My will breaks in rhythm, sings a deep corduroy growl. A hard candy smirk embraces the web with a kiss and a sparkle like translucent champagne. Soft tendrils of trust deceive the inevitable, ...
Posted by My blood smells like cologne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A love story....

Today I wrote you story.A brilliant little work,1778 pages.Every page documenting a different way I cherished you.The words just flowed so velvety from my hand, arranged on paper like....paint on an a...
Posted by My blood smells like cologne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST