but i can’t delete barrack obama from my friend list! |
it's nearly 3 a.m. and i can't sleep. this bothers me. i love sleep. i mean LOVE it. It was a high priority on my "christmas break tdo" list. in fact, I was totally on purpose sleeping as much as ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 05:45:00 GMT |
this week on adventures in babysitting.... |
While watching Barney's Christmas adventure (for the, like, millionth time) i decided to cut the mind dumbingness of the experience by striking up a conversation with the kiddos. because, hey, even i...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:19:00 GMT |
adventures in babysitting #1 |
So, i'm walking the eldest of my charges home from school today and she says, "your hair looks funny." (actually, i was sporting a cute little retro pompador ponytail... Anyway)
So i said, "do you th...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
so im standing here with a butcher knife..... |
...... fully aware that it's after two in the mornig. I should have been in bed four hours ago! it is more my style. "butcher knife?" you say. I am simply removing the size "8" tag from my h&m sh...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 06:31:00 GMT |
the GR(effing)E |
I realized I was going into overload during Kris’s sermon on Sunday. While he’s talking about the elevation of Jerusalem (3000 above sea level) and Jericho (800 below) and the 12 mile wal...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:44:00 GMT |
thirteen point one miles in wet socks, or "SingleGirls Thanksgiving Extravaganza" |
"No, really, we can just show up at eleven and TELL Christie I ran thirteen miles.""that won't work.""it'll totally work and you know it!""It's time to get up, Rose.""and another thing... I don't even...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 09:21:00 GMT |
SingleGirl and the Body of Christ pt.III |
So, I served communion this last sunday with Ben Helfin and after despensing the blood and body, as it were, I returned to my seat next to Amanda "badass" Ross. Amanda then proceded to hand me a ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:41:00 GMT |
run, girl, run! |
This girl came in to pick up take out tonight. she was about 6 ft tall... long, thick hair, and probably weighed as much as I do. She was also wearing hot pants and one of those see-t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:37:00 GMT |
ohhhh... |
i might be on to something.i feel the need to write this down before something shiny comes along and distracts me. i had what i think was an epiphany (sp?). as i will confess to be somewhat superfic...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:08:00 GMT |
everything is beautiful |
I sail on the pavementwind in my face blowing back my hairthe speed bumps i had detestedare now rolling gentle wavesthey swell and ebbmy leg swings at my sidetoe pointedas if i was letting it dangle i...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:19:00 GMT |
