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Mike Haterhoff

I post under the chick-magnet net handle of Wampa1

About Me

Guitarist for hire and I don't come cheap. Oh wait, I come for free.

Once upon a time not long ago I played guitar for The Book Was Better . A very long time ago, I played in a band that you've never heard of called Joe Fate . Most recently I've played with CDMA . I also play bass. I'm currently in the process of creating a musical opus on my own with my own two hands for the first time. These poorly mixed songs are just some ideas that I record in my apartment on Saturday mornings. I bet my neighbors love that.

The facts: I don't eat anything smarter than a cat. There are few things I love more than good music. "Downward is Heavenward" by Hum is quite possibly the greatest rock album of all time. I hate cats. I love dogs. I hate old movies. I constantly think about grad school.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/23/2004
Band Website: gofuckyourselfsandiego.com
Band Members: One man, one fake drummer, and one seriously shitty condenser mic.
Influences: Family guy, wine coolers, eBay, National Geographic, defeat, Pabst Blue Ribbon, soft-core pornography, OCD, ADHD, MDMA, this rabbit:

Sounds Like: I recorded this in my bathroom
Record Label: Ha ha.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Hey fratboys, thinking about going to Mardi Gras? Please don't...

Ok.  It's getting serious.  The number of drunken, horny, retarded (I use that term literally) meatheads roaming the French Quarter of New Orleans is out of hand.  I've declared a state...
Posted by Mike Haterhoff on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:38:00 PST

News flash:

[Attn:  Bands]FYI- It is no longer cool to have a color, season, month or day of the week in your band name.  This is especially uncool if you pair it up with some present tense verb, ie: Mo...
Posted by Mike Haterhoff on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:29:00 PST

Is the internet destroying all of the 8th grade grammar we learned in high school?

Well, besides the really obvious stuff like commonly misspelled and made-up words becoming part of our sociolect.  Case in point: "teh".  For some reason I'm the only one that finds it ridic...
Posted by Mike Haterhoff on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:18:00 PST

I understand why people have "deleting sprees". (If I EVER talk to you, this doesn't apply)

MySpace Politics:  (God I need to get a life)I mean, sometimes it's cool when an old acquaintance finds you; you get a little glimpse of the last few years of their life, and you get a chance to ...
Posted by Mike Haterhoff on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:37:00 PST

Do you want to know what I hate?

MySpace Man Whores.  Most of the people they have on their profile are hot chicks, or girls who post pictures of their asses hanging out of thongs.  These are the men who get slapped in bars...
Posted by Mike Haterhoff on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:43:00 PST

It seems lately...

I've been having a lot of people (some scetchy others perfectly genuine) contacting me through myspace, wanting to chat it up and be my buddy.  That's really not why I'm here.  I'm hear to n...
Posted by Mike Haterhoff on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 12:16:00 PST