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A TOTALLY RANDOM PHILO SURVEY
have you ever put anything other than a tissue or finger in your nose? ...that's none of your business...
do you relate more to pirates or ninjas? pirates
who would win in a fight; cavemen or astronauts? skill vs. technology, good question
what foods make you angry? anything that has the potential to make me fat
if you could go back in time and punch someone who is not generally considered evil who would it be? my 4th grade teacher
if you were a video game charachter, what would your finishing move be? awesome
what would you do for a klondike bar? nothing
what is your weapon of choice? a really pretty sword
if you had to choose a weapon from things not generally considered to be weapons what would it be? my hottest pair of stilettos
have you ever raised an army? not yet
do wear clean underwear everyday? yes
do you die your hair? used to
mustache on or off? doesn't matter to me, i don't have one
what makes you happy? life
do you preffer happy meals, or headlice? do i have to choose?
which do you like more, elvis or the beatles? beatles
have you ever been manhandled? yes
do you cheat at put-put golf? the last time i played, i don't remember
If a movie were made based on your life..
who would play you? i would want claire danes, and a lot of people say i look like keira knightley(i don't see it though)
who would play your friends? i always compared me and my closest friends to rachel, monica, and pheobe on friends
who would play your enemies? anyone that looks like gloria
what would the film be rated? definetely R or worse for language, sex, drugs, nudity....ect.
if it were a horror film, who die first? probably lud, she's curious and clumsy
do you think nipple is as funny a word as i do? no
what is the funniest word evver? platapoose?
if you could change the color of the sky what color would you make it? orange
are you enjoying this survey so far? it's more challenging than expected
would you enjoy it more if you got a cookie after completing each question? no
would you enjoy it less if there were a nude sumo wrestler dancing in the background? no
i spy something teal, what is it? the bottle my green tea is in
what are you wearing? sweats
if you could name a city what would you name it? im not sure
which episode of family guy is your favorite? the one where peter makes his house talk
do you think people care which is your favorite episode of family guy? no
have you ever peed in the woods? yes
what would be funnier, a clown being stepped on by godzilla, or gozilla wearing pants? depends on the pants
would you rather have a full sized furry tale with a pattern of your choice, or a tiny furless tale you could conceal? definetely furry
name one thing you've laughed at that you felt bad about laughing at recently? i'd rather not discuss it
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck had motivaitional depretion? a lot?
do you own clogs? no
do i own clogs? sure
whats in my pocket right now? a gram of coke, a gun, a pack of cigarettes, and a movie stub from the last harry potter movie
can i have a cookie? yes, of course
which is more effective, punishments for doing wrong or rewards for doing right? reward
wooooooooooookiiiiiieeeeeeeee? yay
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